Toothbrush Puns

A list of puns related to "Toothbrush"

I just found out that my new electric toothbrush is not waterproof.

I was shocked.

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👤︎ u/stevehrowe2
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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What’s the difference between a toothbrush and an alligator?

If you don’t know, you better be careful next time you brush your teeth.

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👤︎ u/sreeazy_human
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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"Dad, did you already pack my toothbrush for the camping trip?"

"Why do you need it? There's should be plenty of toilet-trees there"

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👤︎ u/mrmatteh
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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A thief stole my toothbrush

It left a bad taste in my mouth

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👤︎ u/mjace87
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!

No son, it's just gone acoustic.

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👤︎ u/stevehrowe2
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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The toothbrush was invented by a retired hockey player

Otherwise it would be called a teethbrush wouldn't it?

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👤︎ u/Iforgot2packshirts
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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What did mommy toothbrush say to her son when he was bullied at school?

“Just brush it off!”

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👤︎ u/PhiloDom
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Because it's not called a teethbrush.

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👤︎ u/hoodEtoh
📅︎ Sep 16 2017
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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Otherwise it'd be called a teethbrush.

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👤︎ u/ultranothing
📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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Did you know the toothbrush was invented in the Appalachian Mountains?

Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called the Teethbrush

-My Dad

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👤︎ u/AchWho
📅︎ Oct 23 2015
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The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas...

Anywhere else and it would be called a teethbrush!

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👤︎ u/FrogOWar16
📅︎ May 12 2017
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Ever use an expensive toothbrush

It's breath-taking

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👤︎ u/Testnamedontupvote
📅︎ Feb 07 2017
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Someone find my electric toothbrush a job

because it's not working.

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👤︎ u/slw4
📅︎ May 20 2017
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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it was invented any where else it would be called a teethbrush.

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👤︎ u/onerous
📅︎ May 12 2016
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My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"

I say "What's it so fraid of?"

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👤︎ u/Poomington
📅︎ Dec 31 2016
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My girlfriend asked me this morning where she left her toothbrush

I told her to check next to her toothcomb

The eye roll was legendary

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👤︎ u/kjd_333
📅︎ Mar 02 2016
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So I asked my dad to put toothpaste on my toothbrush while I helped him do something

Technically, he did. FFS Dad

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👤︎ u/multigrain_cheerios
📅︎ May 17 2014
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I found out my electric toothbrush wasn't waterproof

I was shocked

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👤︎ u/Mature-carrot
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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