Toothbrush Puns

If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a “teethbrush”

If it had been invented any where else it would be called a teeth brush.

I was shocked.

If you don’t know, you better be careful next time you brush your teeth.

"Why do you need it? There's should be plenty of toilet-trees there"

It left a bad taste in my mouth

No son, it's just gone acoustic.

Otherwise it would be called a teethbrush wouldn't it?

“Just brush it off!”

It's breath-taking

because it's not working.

I say "What's it so fraid of?"

Technically, he did. FFS Dad

I was shocked

Because it's not called a teethbrush.

Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called the Teethbrush

-My Dad

Otherwise it'd be called a teethbrush.

Anywhere else and it would be called a teethbrush!

Because if it was invented any where else it would be called a teethbrush.