How do you know the tooth brush was invented by rednecks?
Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.
Gandhi walked the desert with no shoes, no food, and no tooth brush, my friend had the nerve to say.
I guess he was a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-fraught-with-halitosis.
Wife: "I used that tooth brush without even carin' ".
Me: "Well I used it without even Susan, so I think our marriage is OK."
... I didn't even pause. What the hell has happened to me?
My wife was helping brush my sons teeth when
My wife was helping brush my sons teeth when he turned his head and she accidentally got tooth paste on his nose. He looked into the mirror and said excitedly, "Mom, I look like I'm Bluedolph the reindeer". I knew there was more than one reason I keep this kid around.
Dad joked my step daughter
So my step daughter is recovering from having here wisdom teeth pulled 3 days ago.
She just asked "so how do I brush my teeth"? (Her dentist gave special instructions).
I replied "with a tooth brush".
She flips me off. God I love my kids.
