A list of puns related to "Brushing"
My five year old daughter had a blue colored sucker before bed. As I was brushing her teeth, I noticed they were a bit discolored.
βHey! Youβve got Bluetooth!β I said.
I adopted a Laissez-hair policy
"Looks like your hair made it on the knotty list."
It was pretty hot so my dog as his tongue out. A little boy and his mother was passing by and the kid go "hey this is a beautiful dog but why does it have black spot on his tongue ?" and then my dad answer "Oh it's because he ate a pencil when he was a puppy". The kid totally bought it.
My wife is currently pregnant with our first so I've been practicing.
My cousin, his friend and I were target shooting yesterday and swapping stories.
My cousin asks his friend, "Do you remember that time we shot the fence and it came back?" (He meant a ricochet.)
I responded with, "Wow, then it must have really loved you."
A Honeycomb.
Me from the other room, "No, use a toothbrush".
Me, eyebrow raised: βAnd why is that sweetheart?β
Her: βBecause mine has a crack in it!β
I actually laughed. I donβt really know where she heard the joke or if she even knows why itβs funny, but itβs a good start to the day.
Proud dad moment.
I said, βThatβs a sweeping generalization.β
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
Turns out, theyβre all bark and no bite.
And the dentist thinks my hair is lovely
We all have our floss.
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
Me: Isnβt that.....a sweeping generalization?
He just canβt part with it.
...just wait until bed time, Oral-B revealed.
He puts his pajamazon
Daughter: What are summer teeth?
Me: Well. Summer there. But some ain't.
Two-th dirty
I'm crestfallen.
"I over swept"
Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.
Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!
My oldest this morning as he brushed by me on the way to the bathroom:
βI have to take a peeβ
Me:
βWhy donβt you leave one instead?β
The look I got: βπ€¨β
[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition
This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.
The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words youβve ever heard.
The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.
She's a comb raider.
It's safe to say I'm going back to toilet paper.
Let me just say...they weren't too bright.
He got valhallatosis.
You get an anal cavity!
He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.
I am going to call it Brush With Death
If you don't, you might get gingervitus
This is fine.
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