The hardware store guy offered to sell me a 50 ft spool of rope for $2, but I refused.

I hate long good buys.

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Why did the farmer keep putting spools of thread into the gas tank of his tractor?

Someone told him it was a sowing machine.

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How did the thread get to school?

On the spool bus 🙂

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📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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