It’s too bad Bruce Wayne’s real name wasn’t Bruce bates

Then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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John Wayne has a low quality toilet paper made branded with his name

It don't take shit from nobody

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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In the batcave

Alfred: what can i do for you master Wayne

Bruce Wayne: I have decided to change my name to Bate

Alfred: why master Ba- -_-

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I got drunk and went to a petting zoo with my buddy and came across some goats...

... The sign on their pen said their names were Michael and Wayne.

My friends said, "Those names are kind of dumb, I think they could have done better."

A man standing with his two young daughters turned to my friend and said, "Really? They're the Greatest Of All Time."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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My GF dadjoked me, she's a keeper!

GF was telling me about her Chinese friend May, and how she got her name. GF - "She's named May as that is the month she was born in" Me - "Whats her brother called?" GF - "Wayne. I guess it was raining when he was born."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Let's play a game

We were watching a reality show called Oak Island when my dad said, "This would take a turn if they'd misheard and its actually Poison Oak Island. (Cue dad laugh)

But it got me thinking about a game I saw on Hollywood Game Night where they merge someone's last name and someone's first name. Like Bruce Wayne Gretzky. I find that hilarious.

This is my game creation: merge a well known phrase with a TV show, movie or other media that completely changes the premise of the media in a funny way.

First contribution: Tie Die Hard

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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