Have you seen RuPaul's Barbara Streisand impersonation? She is called


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πŸ‘€︎ u/hann1980
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Dad: It sure would be great to be Barbara Walters' husband tonight!

Kids: Why?

Dad: So you can put your glasses on at midnight and hear her say 'I'm Barbara Walters, and this is 20/20!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Happy birthday to the master of the spoken pun, Barbara Punkelman
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Did you hear they are trying to get Barbara Walters to host the New Years Eve ball drop?

We will bring in the New Year with "I am Barbara Walters and this is 2020"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liveyourdash3
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Roosterteeth's Barbara is back and better than before youtube.com/watch?v=MEolV…
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The Beach Boys walk into a bar.



"Get a round?"

"I'll get a round".

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Commissioner Gordon allowing his own daughter to become a vigilante is the clearest sign of Gotham's descent

into barbaraism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

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If a man who cuts men's hair is a barber...

Would a woman who cuts men's hair be a Barbara?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewygum93
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Here's a change: In the next 60 Minutes

it will be time for Hugh & Barbara, rather than Dan.

(I know its Muir/Robach and Stahl/Dickerson but I grew up with Mr. Downs and Ms. Walters. Anyone else?)

post time: 2300 GMT -5 12-31-2019

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What celebrity likes the desert the most?

Probably Barbara Drysand

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A short collection of fresh puns.

Most of this is my own work, if not, it was inspired by something clever!
I hope this will tickle your funnybone and produce a jolly good set of laughs.

A guy didn't register that the wet paint signs about the handrail was still drying, his hand immediately stuck to the rail. My only response to him was, well you see there, it's an application problem, not hardware.

A researcher's obsession with mixing sand, stones, lime and water has started to yield concrete results.

Eyeglass makers who profit well can frame their success.

Joe: I gave the backyard squirrels Christmas presents!
Abby: Are you nuts?
Joe: No, that's what I gave them...

What did the supervisor at the tortilla factory say at the end of a long workday?
That's a wrap!

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. (Insp)

People who don't answer the phone sometimes miss their calling in life.

His words were heavy, but his friends didn't get the gravity of the situation.

Time flies like crazy!
Fruit flies like apples!

Never let logic and reasoning get in the way of telling a good story. (Sounds like something that would be said on TopGear/Grand Tour)

There are a few words that will open many doors for you in life - Push and Pull (Insp)

Somehow people really don't like it when I throw lamps at them to encourage them to lighten up.
Same goes for tossing handles for when they need to get a grip or soap for cleaning up their act.

When you're on the ballot for the water council and they have a runoff election.

Ghosts speak latin, it's a dead language (Insp)

If you work at a grocery, send the interns down to the meat market to get some red herrings.

There was a river in Egypt that no one believed existed, it was known locally as De-Nile.

Bad luck Brian - Invests in uranium, profits decay.

There was an explosion at the film manufacturing company, reporters say the story is still developing.

Why do bagpipers walk around?
To get away from the noise (Insp)

Most people have a six-figure income, just the decimal point is in the wrong place.

It has recently been discovered that scientific research causes cancer in rats.

In Russia, the term road has had a controversial meaning for a very long time.

In Canada/Russia, you put things in the fridge to warm them up.

Did you know that the creator of Barbie was named Barbara Dahl?

Doc: There's something not q

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
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In lecture this morning my professor...

My professor was talking about Barbara McClintocks work on corn kernel genetics. He stops all the sudden and says "her work really is not all that a-mazeing." He then proceed to look around to see if we laughed, Which almost no one did, cleared his throat and went back to lecturing.

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What do you call a female Barber?


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