What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.

"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.

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What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction

Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while

If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry

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This afternoon at the hardware store my son asks, "Papi, do we need any barbed wire?"

Me: "No, son. But, don't be mad that we don't. There's no need to take a fence."

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i see, said the blind man

looking through a knothole in a barbed wire fence

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What do you call a herd of cows jumping over a barbed wire fence?

Udder devastation

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Too political for me
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Long time lurker, wanted to share a joke that will turn this subreddit upside down.

Κ‡Δ±ppǝɹqns sΔ±Ι₯Κ‡

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Have you seen RuPaul's Barbara Streisand impersonation? She is called

RuBarb

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A pointless post
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What do you get if you cross an electrician with a hair saloon?

Barbed Wire

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What do you get when you cross an echidna with a snake?

A couple of metres of barbed wire

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Some cowrny jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

A mootation.

What do you call a cow with four legs?

A cow.

What do you call a cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What do you call a nazi Barbie doll?

A barb-aryan

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Drives by cemetery...

Drives by cemetery Dad: "You see that?" points to cemetery Everyone:" What?" Dad: "They had to put up a barb wire fence because everyone was dying to get in!"

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The production staff of Car Talk at NPR
  • Accounts Payable Administrator_______________Imelda Czechs

  • Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov

  • Air-Quality Monitor _________________________Carmine Dioxide

  • Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore

  • Chief Legal Counsel_________________________ Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe

  • Cliche Monitor_____________________________Saul Wellingood

  • Clothing Designer__________________________Hugh Jass

  • Credit Counselor___________________________Max Stout

  • Director of Purchasing_______________________Lois Bidder

  • Director of Pavlovian Research________________Isabelle Ringing

  • Divorce Attorney___________________________Carmine Nottyors

  • Dog Trainer_______________________________Don Chase Katz

  • Ebay Specialist____________________________Selma Junkoff

  • Head of Security___________________________Barb Dwyer

  • Global Economics Forecaster_________________Helena Handbasket

  • Marine Biologist___________________________Frieda Wales

  • Father-in-Law Liaison_______________________Royal Payne Diaz

  • Mother-in-Law Liaison______________________Stella Payne Diaz

  • Official Spokesperson_______________________Howie Vasive

  • Restroom Attendants_______________________Trudy Door & Donna Hall

  • Russian Chauffeur__________________________Picov Andropov

  • Scout Leader______________________________Lawson D. Woods

  • Shop Foreman_____________________________Luke Bizzy

  • Staff Intuitionist____________________________Ivan Inkling

  • Used Car Salesman_________________________Alexis Itznot

Full list can be found here: http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits

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Me and my girlfriend walking beside a concrete wall

We were on a holiday in Spain and we saw a concrete wall guarding a yard at someone's house. On top of the wall the owner had clued broken bottles in stead of barbed wire.

Me and my girlfriend were shocked and I said "I can't believe someone would do this."

"I Just can't get over this..."

she didn't realise until I said

"it would just hurt me too much."

Proud moment...

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Always time for a Dad Joke

Just a few weeks ago I was on a camping trip with my friends and we were staying in a friends cabin out on their private property. During the day when there wasn't much to do it was fun to get on a few ATV's we had and drive around. Through no fault of my own, I incidentally couldn't make a turn and crashed through a barb wire fence and sliced open my Neck, during the time I was being prepared for a helicopter ride to a Hospital rather far away I poked up from the stretcher while my friends watched and stated: "With all this Adrenaline and this IV, I guess you could say I'm feeling pretty 'wired'. " It was the proudest moment of my trip.

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My dad told me this one when I was a kid

Once upon a time, there was a bull named Hannibal.

One day, he looked to the adjacent field, seperated by barbed wire, and saw a beautiful female cow grazing there. Naturally, being the show-off that he was, he decided to jump over the barbed wire fence to impress the lady. From that day onward, people just called him Hanni.

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Dad joked my mom

We were watching Criminal Minds and there was a woman who had her head ripped off by a barbed wire noose and a car. My mom flipped over it, because it was rather gruesome, and I looked over and said "damn, she really lost her head on that one."

Mother wasn't impressed.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence

Utter destruction

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barb wired fence?

Udder destruction.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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What do you call a cow that jumped over a barbed fence?

Utter destruction

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What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder Destruction

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what happens to a cow when it jumps over a barbed wire fence?

udder destruction.

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What do you get when a cow climbs a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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What happens when a cow leaps over a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction...

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction

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Lemme hit you with some cow jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call it when a cow jumps on a trampoline? Milkshake

That cow then jumped over a barbed wire fence. It was udder devastation.

I know, I really milked it.

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