What does a pirate do for dinner when they're given a very nice bottle of pinot noir?

Pair it.

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📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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Church Shirt

My dad always says this one when he sees someone wearing a knitted sweater or a shirt like this . Dad: "Is That your church shirt?" Stranger/anybody : uhhhhh... no? Dad: "Well its holy!" always followed by a chuckle

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📅︎ Sep 20 2013
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