A list of puns related to "Monde"
It means the world to her.
Me: We've got to get almonds from the store. My boy: Can't we just get some monds? We don't need them all.
I take this as a sign I have raised him well.
Me: I'll have an a-mond danish. Wife: You mean almond? (doesn't suspect a thing) Me: Do you know how they harvest a-monds? Wife: No. (still clueless) Me: They use a big piece of machinery to grab the tree and shake the L out of it. (Couldn't see any eye rolling because I was too busy doing a Jordan fadeaway in the very busy bakery)
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