A silly nfl world pun. .perhaps better in r/atheist?
If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. .
would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?
(LINK) Article about the World Pun Championships: We have found our king!
My son might not be the best roofer in the world
World limbo champion walks into a bar
He was instantly disqualified
Just heard the world paper tearing champion has died....
One day the Canadians will take over the world....
Then you'll all be sorry.
Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?
They're all in mint condition.
What is the least spoken language in the world?
What is the most indifferent country in world history?
Did you know Australia is the world leader in knowledge about cans?
Yeah apparently its full of can-gurus!
What’s the fastest liquid in the world?
Milk, it’s pasteurized before you can even see it!
There are two types of people in this world.
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
All of the world eventually got the virus
But China got it right off the bat
I own the worlds worst thesaurus
Not only is it awful, it's awful.
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books
Which is the most polite food in the world?
Feeling ugly? Work at a bee sanctuary and start helping the world! Everyone will think you are beautiful for that
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
What's the angriest country in the world?
A good title for a conservative news article a couple days ago when Trump declared “Stop the count!” after Biden started making gains but Trump still could’ve shocked the world would’ve been...
“Trump’s Not Down For the Count”
A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
There are three types of people in this world
Those that can count, and those that can't.
The worlds shortest man and worlds tallest man have just robbed a bank.
The police are searching high and low for the culprits.
Breaking World News
Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming susage and cheese shortage. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
That is all.
What's the fastest drink in the world?
Milk! It's pastureyes before you seen it!
I have the smartest dog in die world.
I asked him the other day what 1 483 692 × 0 was, and he said nothing.
I've been trying to organise the World Hide and Seek Championships...
Good players are hard to find.
Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.
He knows the last digit of Pi.
There is one place in this world where you can truly love yourself.
I read a book about limbs taking over the world
What’s the fastest bread in the world ?
I tried to plan a tour of the worlds oldest library
Unfortunately it was fully booked
What is the loneliest bayou in the world?
I told my wife I want to give up my high paying computer programming job to become a farmer. Astounded, she asked, “Why in the world would you want to do that?” I replied,
“It’s a growing industry.”
The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.
I am currently one of the world record holders for the Rubik's Cube...
It has been 43 years and I still cannot solve it.
What is the most shocking city in the world?
There are two types of people in this world
Those who extrapolate on incomplete data
What is the least spoken language in the world?
There are two types of people in this world.
People who finish what they started
What is the least spoken language in the world?
What's the least spoken language in the world?
I own the world’s worst thesaurus
Not only is it awful, it’s awful.
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