If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. . would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
And then you will all be sorry.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
It’s held by the kid who sat behind me on American Airlines flight 86 from DFW to Paris.
Sign language
Because Elijah Wood.
Those who know binary and those who don't.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
.. turns out it was for Liam’s biological Dad and I had to re-wrap it but still had a lovely day.
A postage stamp!
Those who understand binary and those who don’t
so I guess that means I’m not actually their sun.
They will become briish
I'm afraid we're never going to see the 'like' of him again.
And children can be kinder.
He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.”
“Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?”
"That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones.
He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, “I'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?”
The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track.
Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds."
The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track.
The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage.
"This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!"
The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over.
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"
"This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!"
The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly.
"I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side."
Charged With a clever Pawn'zy Scheme
"And the apostles were all in Accord"
I heard they were going to give him a hard sentence
L’ess Cargo.
I have the expertise.
Hebrews it
The bartender says, “Why the wrong face?”
Sign language
In Russia cold always catch you
Hypocrites and people who hate other people
I just see it rising up.
When you have a moment let minnow.
The end is nye
Where you have to tell your children not to say the "S"-word.
Greece
Gill Gates, the flounder of Mackerelsoft!
A manure spreader out in the field kicking the crap out of itself.
I guess a picked a pretty lucky giraffle ticket
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
- Those who can extrapolate from known data...
