Why did Times New Roman not finish his essay?

He couldn’t right align

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simszter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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The start of my every last paragraph of my essays.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/osksama1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I wrote an essay in highschool about lottery winners who ended up losing. Apparently I thought this was way funnier than it is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealSkylitPanda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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My creative writing teacher told me to submit a creative 2,000 word essay.

So, I gave her 2 pictures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1biglebowski
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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The College Board announced today that it will be dropping the essay section from the SAT.

It’ll now just be called the T.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tietjen1209
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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So they're getting rid of the essay portion of the SAT

Just calling it the T exam now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seancockery
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad

would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PedroHicko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Was checking my son's essay about the countryside and saw he kept writing the word 'hll'. So I told him to never forget...

The hills have 'i's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I think I have a fetish for the last paragraph in an essay

I just came to that conclusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterChaser
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I really like typing essays

Because I get to go to the space bar often

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My teacher told me to turn in my essay...

But I ain’t no snitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Honjred
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Kid wrote an essay about cheese.

The teacher grated it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AUTOSHAWT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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My daughter FINALLY got an β€˜A’ on her essay!!

Only 1,999 more words to go!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Dad: "What inspired you to write this essay?"

Son: "The due date."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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A short essay on the benefits of beating the shit out of each other β€” A satirical essay based on a single, overplayed pun

In my opinion we should beat the shit out of constipated people because:

  1. Laxatives are an unhealthy way of dealing with feces. On the other hand, beating the shit out of someone is a good way to practice sports activities like, running, grip strength, punching techniques etc.

  2. Other methods of dealing with feces take alot of money. Laxatives aren't cheap in our flawed healthcare system! On the other hand, there are people that are willing to pay you to beat the shit out of you. By using this method you can become richer and deal with your shitty problems.

  3. Constipation requires being in the bathroom for a long time. This can be very lonely for the people involved. However, beating the shit out of others can be done in any place. Your home, the local park, or even the shady street corner! Not only that it's a very social activity, requiring a minimum of at least 2 people, but usually done in groups of 2-5 people.

Although some people might say, that beating the shit out of each other is violent, most of them have never been to a public toilet and hence are unable to realize how much more painful and violent the alternative is.

In summery, beating the shit out of people is a good, legitimate, and affordable alternative to laxatives and is a better, more progressive way, to deal with constipation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a5paperblank
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Why do i use pencil to start off on an essay?

So that i can get a lead on an idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiftphil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Why can't dinosaurs write essays?

Because they're dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggwithLegg3364
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I'm trying to write an essay about satellite, and I need to choose a font...

I'm thinking Aerial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiVShenoy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I was filling out the SAT form and asked if it was the SAT with essay or not

Of course it is. It’s the essayt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dahvos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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I am very upset that I just got an F on my essay

The professor asked for it Chicago Style so I turned it in in a deep dish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spaghettimoan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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My English teacher gave me a D on my literature essay. Among other things, my Works Cited page was apparently β€œtoo short and informal”.

His words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Why did the student Google all the topics related to his essay twice?

Because he was asked to research.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleaknova
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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When writing an essay, make sure to 'sit' your sources...

...or you'll get charged with pla-chair-ism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vince_ebooks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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An essay had a picture of a young sheep. Nowhere did the writer cite where he got it from.

Where's the lamb source!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoruscareGames
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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My son’s hot English tutor wanted to teach him how to write an essay... He told her let’s skip the introductions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What kind of essays do dogs write?

Ruff Drafts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobra_9041
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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While reading an essay, I decided halfway through that reading the whole thing is a waste of time.

I think I might be jumping to a conclusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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"Write a 2500 word essay on why you like pancakes"

"Oh no, i'm going to end up waffling!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattB4873
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I wrote a 403 page essay about the internet.

There was another page, but I can't find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RRebo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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How do dogs pre-write an essay?

By writing a RUFF draft

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Essay : discuss the advantages and disadvantages of being an amputee

Well on the one hand it can have a huge psychological impact

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CVSSR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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My English Professor got weirdly angry at the formatting of my essay.

It wasn’t justified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What does a mountain do at the end of an essay?

He summit up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergsune
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2016
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My 18-year old said for his high school English essay he chose the subject of puns but was clueless where to start...

I said, "you're a groan man! Don't be sheepish--ewe can handle it."

He walked away with a spring in his step.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I did an essay about Arizona and the Grand Canyon.

My teacher only wanted the cliff notes though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I'm going to start a photo essay entitled "Images Of A Jar Of Peanut Butter In Unusual Locations"

I'll even submit it to National Geographic, they'll give me a full-page spread.

bonus peanut butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I think the final paragraph of my essay is on the top shelf

...but I don't want to jump to conclusionsο»Ώ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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For my english final, I had to type a 6 page essay about AIDS, along with a one slide powerpoint with related pictures. My teacher didn't care for my pun. imgur.com/y5yqAD8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDjentleWhoodie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2013
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I wrote a essay on cling wrap.

I wanted to have an air-tight argument

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizardofwordplay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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I was revising an essay the other day...

when all of a sudden I deleted an entire sentence. I tried Ctrl+Z, document recovery, and everything, but eventually I gave it up as a lost clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_love_cool_words
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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I think my English professor wants me to skip most of his assigned essay.

Or maybe I’m just jumping to a conclusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Son: "Hey dad, can you spell check my essay?"

Dad: "c-h-e-c-k m-y e-s-s-a-y"

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I'm looking for an immigration pun for the title of my essay. please help me r/puns

all i got is "no Juan left behind."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plumquat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2013
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My professor said I could mail in my essay.

But he would only give me parcel credit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Got my wife while she was taking a break from an essay she was writing.

Her: "I look forward to graduating and having free Sundays"

Me: "I think Friendly's gives you a free sundae if it's your birthday."

Her: "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carnageraiser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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"I think I have a weird fetish for the end of an essay."

"How do you know that?" "I just just came to that conclusion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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My teacher told me to turn in my essay . . .

But I ain't no snitch.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Teacher told me to turn in my essay...

But I refused because I ain’t no snitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSkrubHunter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Apparently they are removing the essay section from the SAT.

It’ll be called T from now on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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