Bleu Puns

He said, "the Cordon Bleu's good, but I hear the Kiev is revolting."

(groan)

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Now she's a cross aunt

Unless you Count Dracula

Sacre Bleu.

A cheesy pick up line.

It was Parmageddon,all the was left was debrie

Damn. I picked up bleu cheese.

Because it was bleu....

I know I know cheesy joke.. but surely we can all agree it was still gouda!

He said yeah but it's rare.

Democrats: chicken cordon bleu

Republicans: chicken cordon red

And not to worry, because it's a gouda one.

She groaned. So I asked how I could make it cheddar.

She was frowning. I told her not to be so bleu.

Then I stopped because it was getting stiltoned.

Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.

Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.

M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!

H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)

M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.

H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.

M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.

H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams

M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them

My friend's dad was telling me about a costume idea he had yesterday

"You put on a blue shirt, wrap an electrical cord around yourself, and then tie a rubber chicken to it"

His costume? Chicken Cordon Bleu

There was nothing left but de brie