He said, "the Cordon Bleu's good, but I hear the Kiev is revolting."
(groan)
Now she's a cross aunt
Sacre Bleu.
Unless you Count Dracula
It was Parmageddon,all the was left was debrie
A cheesy pick up line.
Damn. I picked up bleu cheese.
Because it was bleu....
I know I know cheesy joke.. but surely we can all agree it was still gouda!
There was nothing left but de brie
He said yeah but it's rare.
Democrats: chicken cordon bleu
Republicans: chicken cordon red
And not to worry, because it's a gouda one.
She groaned. So I asked how I could make it cheddar.
She was frowning. I told her not to be so bleu.
Then I stopped because it was getting stiltoned.
Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.
Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.
M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!
H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)
M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.
H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.
M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.
H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams
M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them
My friend's dad was telling me about a costume idea he had yesterday
"You put on a blue shirt, wrap an electrical cord around yourself, and then tie a rubber chicken to it"
His costume? Chicken Cordon Bleu
