Barbed Wire Puns

A list of puns related to "Barbed Wire"

Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump a barbed wire fence?

Utter disaster.

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👤︎ u/Super4rank
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do you call a cow stepping over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

My Dad a actually told me this one.

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👤︎ u/Wildjosh
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/RealTheAsh
📅︎ May 03 2020
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"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.

"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction

Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while

If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry

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👤︎ u/CryptoReaper5
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call a herd of cows jumping over a barbed wire fence?

Udder devastation

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👤︎ u/pa526
📅︎ May 03 2018
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This afternoon at the hardware store my son asks, "Papi, do we need any barbed wire?"

Me: "No, son. But, don't be mad that we don't. There's no need to take a fence."

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👤︎ u/wuapinmon
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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👤︎ u/sasha678910
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence

Utter destruction

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👤︎ u/jon_thepoopjokeking
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster

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👤︎ u/Goodoboy30
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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👤︎ u/spookletonslogs
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder Destruction

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👤︎ u/thegreatgreyscowl
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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👤︎ u/smokedgouda9
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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what happens to a cow when it jumps over a barbed wire fence?

udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/multitude_of_ovaries
📅︎ May 04 2018
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What do you get when a cow climbs a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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👤︎ u/carson_howard
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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What happens when a cow leaps over a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction...

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👤︎ u/FLHT2000
📅︎ Sep 19 2017
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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction

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👤︎ u/yomas311
📅︎ Jun 27 2013
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