I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...
Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump a barbed wire fence?
I was walking past a field and saw a couple of guys stealing the steps off a fence.
A lady came up to me and said 'Aren't you going to stop them?'
I said 'No. That's not my stile.'
I'm on the fence about the COVID-19 vaccine, but the free stuff you can get for showing your vaccination card looks really nice.
I guess it's worth a shot.
Me: reading the “No Fences” sign next to the road
Helen Keller reads “Warning! Electric Fence!” in braille
“Well that’s not a good sign” she said
What do you call a cow stepping over a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
My Dad a actually told me this one.
A hole was discovered in the fence around the nudist camp.
Authorities are looking into it.
Can an Admin tell me why my post was removed? It was very inconvenient... My whole fence fell down
My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.
He’ll do anything for a buck.
My buddy Linux would always lead the lineup with a bunt and steal second shortly after. And no matter how bad I wanted to swing for the fences, if the batter before me didn't make first; coach would turn to me and say......
I was trying to reshape the border of my back yard when my neighbours fence fell over...
I'm pretty bad at building fences..
Oops, wrong place for this post
What do you say to your slow fence builder when he's not being original on r/dadjokes?
Why are there fences on graveyards?
Because people are dying to get in.
What happened to the graffiti when dad saw it on his fence?
Why’s there a fence around the cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in
I was redoing the fence the other day, pulling all the 4x4s out and putting new ones in...
Sorry, just realized this was a repost.
I tried climbing a fence today,
I was shocked to find out it was an electric fence
I noticed the other day that my fence was leaning something fierce
It’s okay now all it needed was a repost
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence?
I saw yet another fence joke but this one seemed a bit out of line
So I offered to repost it
I watched a dwarf escape from prison today. As he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me.
I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."
If you pee on an electric fence,
How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?
I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
My neighbor got mad at me for planting my flowers too close to the fence...
I told them that they were still a few yards away.
Why do cemeteries have walls and fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in!
(My dad told me this one when we drove past a cemetery one day lol)
After attempting for five hours to get this fence post to stand upright, I've finally realized
I accidentally broke my neighbour’s fence, so I apologized and got it fixed.
I said, “Sorry about the repost.”
The neighbour's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbours have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
Talking to a guy about a building a fence. I feel I’ve settled into my role as dad pretty well.
I'm pretty bad at building fences..
I guess that's why I'm always reposting.
I hired a contractor to put up a fence, but he never returned my calls.
I figured he was stone-walling me.
Who's actually paying for the Fence?
The Department of Da Fence.
Breaking News: Last night someone drilled a hole into the fence surrounding the local nudist colony.
Police are looking into it.
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it.
What do you get when an elephant sits on the fence?
Why do they put fences around graveyards?
People are dying to get in
Why did they put fences around the graveyard?
People were dying to get in.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in.
A hole was discovered in the fence surrounding the local nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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