Son : "Why is my sister called Teresa?"

Dad : Cause your mum loves Easter and its an anagram."

Son : "Thanks dad."

Dad : "No problem, Alan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Teresa May resigned?

Thats good for Britain, before she brexit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAL99
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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During an interview, I was asked how much experience with Photoshop I have...

I replied "I'm so good at Photoshop I make Mother Teresa look like Donald Trump."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I really like these books

In the woods by Teresa Green And Cliff tragedy by Eileen Dover

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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To wife: Of course she knows it's a new year, she wasn't born yesterday!

Daughter was born at 8:08am yesterday. 7lbs, 1oz, 20" long. Dad, Mom and baby are doing great! Image

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Edit - My wife thinks the pic makes it look like she gave birth to Mother Teresa

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?

Dad: Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter

Son: Thanks dad!

Dad: No problem Alan.

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