Archeologists recently discovered Cleopatra’s tampons.

They turned out to be real period pieces.

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How did the archaeologist know that Cleopatra wasn't feeling well?

They found her coffin.

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Why did Cleopatra find King Tut irresistible?

Pharohmones

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How did Cleopatra feel when she learned she was queen of Egypt?

She was in denial

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Why didn't Cleopatra confess that she loved Julius Caesar?

Because she lived in the Nile

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Queen Cleopatra and the bath of milk

The royal court of Egypt hires a new bath servant for Queen Cleopatra.

The Queen walks into her royal bath chamber disrobes and climbs into her empty bath.

β€œPlease fill my bath with milk”

β€œPasteurised?”

β€œJust up to my tits will be fine”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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What do you call a painting of Cleopatra?

A Cleoportrait!

(Reposted because I got autocorrected in the title last time I tried.)

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Why was Cleopatra so moody?

Because she was on her pyramid

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Cleopatra's problems were giving her a headache

So she reached for some Asp-irin

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Cleopatra cracks a dad joke imgur.com/wOaqMa7
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Made everyone groan...

In the sitting room watching the football match, and I was saying how my group in college had to do a project on the pasteurisation of milk...and he comes out with this classic. Every line in the dialogue is him:

Did you know that Cleopatra used to bathe in milk?

Was it pasteurised?

No it only went up to around her shoulders!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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