A list of puns related to "Cleopatra"
Pharaohmones
They turned out to be real period pieces.
They found her coffin.
Pharohmones
She was in denial
Because she lived in the Nile
The royal court of Egypt hires a new bath servant for Queen Cleopatra.
The Queen walks into her royal bath chamber disrobes and climbs into her empty bath.
“Please fill my bath with milk”
“Pasteurised?”
“Just up to my tits will be fine”
A Cleoportrait!
(Reposted because I got autocorrected in the title last time I tried.)
Because she was on her pyramid
So she reached for some Asp-irin
In the sitting room watching the football match, and I was saying how my group in college had to do a project on the pasteurisation of milk...and he comes out with this classic. Every line in the dialogue is him:
Did you know that Cleopatra used to bathe in milk?
Was it pasteurised?
No it only went up to around her shoulders!
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