It has poor execution .
BYE-SIS!
They're calling it the Quranavirus
Now all Iβm China do is to survive
Iran
waswas
They call it zinfidel
She was the bomb...
The execution
With a terror-wristwatch
WASWAS.
Yβall Qaeda.
Dad: Did you hear about how Jordan has been bombing ISIS?
Me: Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Dad: I know... So do you think Jordan's Air Force is called "Air Jordan"?
Me: :-/
Dad: They probably have the Nike logo on their jets.
Needless to say, Iran.
A terrorist cell
... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
They used Camelflage
They both have Kurds in their way
Credit to /u/MolecularAnthony
A terrorbyte
ISIS NOT
...to become WASWAS
but jihad a dick :(
A Cr-ISIS
My family had a get-together for my grandpa's birthday tonight and ISIS became the topic of the conversation.
Aunty: "I heard that ISIS is all over the place now."
Dad: "Yeah, you know where it is?"
Grandpa: "Where?"
Dad: "ISIS in the freezer."
Eyerolls and groans everywhere.
Tarragon!
Precedent -> President -> Anarchy
... and we came around to how dangerous it is for the U.S. to arm rebels, like Reagan did with Osama bin Laden. Then I pointed out how impressively organized the Peshmerga of Kurdistan are, and how good allies they seem to be. At this, my dad started beaming, and pulled out this groaner:
"As I've always said to your mother, when it comes to the Middle East, the Kurds are the way."
Brother: It's a terror organa-
Me: No Isis cold!
