The Isis Puns

The execution

WASWAS.

Needless to say, Iran.

... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?

They used Camelflage

... and we came around to how dangerous it is for the U.S. to arm rebels, like Reagan did with Osama bin Laden. Then I pointed out how impressively organized the Peshmerga of Kurdistan are, and how good allies they seem to be. At this, my dad started beaming, and pulled out this groaner:

"As I've always said to your mother, when it comes to the Middle East, the Kurds are the way."

The ISIS melting.

I was at an Arabic-themed pop-up bar with some friends last weekend, where all the drinks were named for places and things relating to the Arab world, etc. Everyone's favorite drink was a punch called "Fuck ISIS" (which was delicious), and I said "Wow, a punch named for a current event... I guess one could call it... topical punch."

Ba-dum psh.

Dad: Did you hear about how Jordan has been bombing ISIS?

Me: Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

Dad: I know... So do you think Jordan's Air Force is called "Air Jordan"?

Me: :-/

Dad: They probably have the Nike logo on their jets.

Because the Isis melting.

Dad: "Was it ISIS? I thought it was just some gun-nut!"

Me googeling: "Wikipedia says that ISIS took the blame, but that the governemt isn't certain that they were responsible."

Dad: "Oh, so it was IS-ish."

They call themselves the Italian Isis

"...now they will be Italian ISIS." - My dad yesterday in the car.

My family had a get-together for my grandpa's birthday tonight and ISIS became the topic of the conversation.

Aunty: "I heard that ISIS is all over the place now."

Dad: "Yeah, you know where it is?"

Grandpa: "Where?"

Dad: "ISIS in the freezer."

Eyerolls and groans everywhere.

Was at CostCo (big box store) with the wife.

Wife: "Since there's only two of us tonight, I thought I'd by a rack of lamb for dinner. That way we can each have half of a rack."

Me (with no hesitation): "Just like ISIS."

Wife: :|

Me: :D