I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...

I'm in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cinnafury03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I have a butcher friend in London

Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage.

It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xplctv
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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