Flow Water Puns

A list of puns related to "Flow Water"

Where do you go if you want to stop a water flow by wedging in hundreds of small furry animals?

Hamster dam

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👤︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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As I stared at the hot water flowing towards my shower drain I realized something.

It's all downhill from here.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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What's a flowing water with living organisms called?

A livestream.

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👤︎ u/nexxus25
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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I was upset in front of my geography teacher because I couldn't find a stream of water that flowed into the Sea of Azol

He said "Crimea River."

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👤︎ u/HisNameIsRatatouille
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill

So I sent him a "get well soon" card

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👤︎ u/RedCakesYT
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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What’s the difference between a creek and a crick?

A creek is a small body of flowing fresh water. A crick is the sound a Japanese camera makes.

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👤︎ u/tor1991
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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It's Christmas, and my dad has abandoned all self control.

http://i.imgur.com/5l3ihob.jpg

He pasted this sign on himself while vacuuming this morning... He has a talking watch on, and is prepping his trick/extendable fork for Xmas dinner. The puns and euphemisms are flowing like water. This is his day.

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👤︎ u/bearskinrugggs
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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Punny beats

So as a bit of a preface, I have a boss named Steve who has the most incredible ability to let puns flow like water. I'm the only one who enjoys them so I felt like I would share them with you guys.

We started talking about advertising for our store since things are slow this time of year.

Me: Why don't we make a band and just play some awesome stuff to get people to come in? BMSteve: Who is going to play the drums and who is going to look good? Coworker: I can't play anything so find someone else to do the drums BMSteve: I would play the drums, but the last time the guys told me to beat it.

Both coworkers left imediately after and 15 minutes early. I loved it.

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👤︎ u/Bossman_Steve
📅︎ Oct 15 2014
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