What’s the top streaming service in Russia?

Nyet flix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thorazine222
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I like to watch People play games online. Guess that makes me a "Streaming fan"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albin1116
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Hulu Is The Streaming Service Of Hulugans.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cat_Loving_Trio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I'm making a new documentary about hay-fever, called 'My Nose.'

My Nose will be streaming soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I told my dad my CS:GO match was going to be streamed.

He said," Streamed? Why not rivered?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tddz101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Islands in the stream.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Whaddya call a cow blocking a stream?

Whaddya think? You call it a damn cow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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The little fish bumped into a wall while swimming up stream

. . . and exclaimed, "Dam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/javacafe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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How do you call a collaboration on Twitch?

Crossing the Streams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artreii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I’m streaming live

In a brook near you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klutzy_Zucchini
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What is a pessimistic Russian's favorite movie streaming app?

Nyetflix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bballconnor
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?

Wet

Thanks to my 9 year old daughter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grizzlychin
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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There were once two cats. They were called One Two Three and Un Deux Trois. They had a race across a stream. One Two Three won. Why?

Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmotionallyPained
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Because there's no nightlife on Mars.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recoro06
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you call a homeless streaming platform?

Hbo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmrhunder51
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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The O.Henry Pun-Off is back β€œON!” - Tongues of puns linger
  • Like all cherished things in this covid-crazy world, the O.Henry Museum’s famous free, family friendly celebration of the wit-in-word will take place virtually in cyberspace this year. With an awesome live cast of lively wits and tortured tongues, the online audience will be treated to all the linguistic twists, dramatic turns, and surprise endings they’ve groan to love. Expect to witness wacky word butchers and voracious verbivores from around the globe, all worming their way into your ears. Tongues of tradition, tension and camaraderie make this the premier event for the world's competitive wordplay community
  • Brought to you this year by the City of Austin, Brush Square Museums Foundation, and co- sponsored by Austin's very own Fantastic Magic Camp, as well as the internationally renowned podcast, Pun Intensive, The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition will commence Saturday, November 21, 2020
  • Preliminary live rounds begin Saturday, November 21, 2020, at 11:00am CST, lasting about 2 hours. Later that evening, live competition resumes at 7:00pm CST with head-to-head prime time heats. - See Pun-Off.com for schedule details, links, and more.

[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition

This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.

The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words you’ve ever heard.

The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bpcombs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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There's a show that consists only of people peeing.

You can see it on a number of streaming channels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Rivers are...

the original streaming service.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tao1976
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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toe puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-Link-Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What's the only river that thinks it's a stream?

Da Nile river

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richkiller3991
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What's Dracula's favourite streaming service?

Neckflix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadcapRecap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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There’s a more fluid name for the Schuykill River in Philly

Creek Mill - Streams and Nightmares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twiggy_223
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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You cant download the film 'The Cold'

But, its streaming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I'm gonna start a streaming service where users can listen to different toilet sounds and bowel movements...

...I'll call it "Pottyfy".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/synoptikal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?

It makes a splash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What is H.P. Lovecraft's favorite movie/show streaming service?

Cth-hulu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Lizard_1771
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead.

He calls it Nyetflix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conmiz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I was upset in front of my geography teacher because I couldn't find a stream of water that flowed into the Sea of Azol

He said "Crimea River."

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What is the favorite music streaming service of optometrists?

eyeTunes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maximilian156
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Live Streams Are So Interesting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goddess35
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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Russia is launching a new streaming service.

They're calling it Nyetflix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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When my roommate streams on Twitch I like to invade his chat with puns. Thought you might enjoy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordsyphilitis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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A live stream
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McChrash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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hey look im streaming! v.redd.it/rhn1gdgxh4o01
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCommonersLife
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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There was once a troop of boy scouts camping in the mountains

Needing to refill on water, they approached a pristine mountain stream. "Surely we don't need to boil THIS water. It's so clear!" they thought. They all got sick.

Never judge a brook by its color.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What's the best way to watch a Fly Fishing tournament ?

Live stream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My friend asked me if I could name two different structures that hold water.

I said, "Well, dam..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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What do you called a stream that has dried up?

Extreme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vageeshlall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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What do you call a mint that downloads twitch streams?

A Live Saver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olafur125
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What's a spider's favorite streaming service?

Netflix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the0untitled
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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As a private investigator, I'm pursuing a con man by tracing his stream of impoverished victims...

Yes, he left a pauper trail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do you call a voodoo live stream

Twitch Craft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theDwarfed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Just got a delayed grin from my son on the way back to our hunting spot.

Son: Wow that stream is really rush'en.

Me: oh good that is so much better than German.

I just had to pick a country real quick not trying to make any statement....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheepery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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