Geppetto Puns

A list of puns related to "Geppetto"

How can Geppetto tell when Pinocchio is lying?

He just nose.

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👤︎ u/EatsTooMuchSalt
📅︎ Mar 25 2016
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Pinocchio hated his nose, but he didn’t want to hurt Geppetto’s feelings, so he told him he loved it.

Sure enough, his nose grew on him.

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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How did Geppetto escape the whale's belly?

He ran around until he was pooped.

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👤︎ u/billdanbury
📅︎ Aug 24 2015
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