Geppetto Puns

A list of puns related to "Geppetto"

Pinocchio hated his nose, but he didn’t want to hurt Geppetto’s feelings, so he told him he loved it.

Sure enough, his nose grew on him.

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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How can Geppetto tell when Pinocchio is lying?

He just nose.

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👤︎ u/EatsTooMuchSalt
📅︎ Mar 25 2016
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How did Geppetto escape the whale's belly?

He ran around until he was pooped.

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👤︎ u/billdanbury
📅︎ Aug 24 2015
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