14 Hilarious Wonderland Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A couple of character shifts and Alice in Wonderland becomes A Lice in Wonderland.

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📅︎ Sep 06 2020

I told my daughter, “Mom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, “Are you mad at her?”

“Geez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Jun 05 2020

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Christmas pun - Joaquin in a Winter Wonderland

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👤︎ u/MaggyPi

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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Alice should have never found wonderland. But she found a 'plot hole'.

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👤︎ u/jely_ben

📅︎ Mar 04 2020

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Dad: "Me and your mum met at the winter wonderland skating rink. We jumped when we saw each other".

"It was our way of breaking the ice."

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👤︎ u/rethinkr

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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In a winter wonderland.

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👤︎ u/OB_Surf_Junkie

📅︎ Dec 11 2012

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Winter Wonderland

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👤︎ u/Wayfatal

📅︎ Jan 09 2011

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So my dad asked "were there dice in the play Alice in Wonderland?"...

...And my mom says "no, there were cards, why?"

To which my dad responds, "oh that's too bad. If they needed an understudy, the director could say 'And tonight, the role of dice will be played by...'"

My mom just gave me the "why did I marry this guy" look. It was a nice moment.

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👤︎ u/ojbway

📅︎ Nov 02 2014

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"Cowbells rinnnng; are ya list'nin..."

-excerpt from my upcoming song "Walken in a Winter Wonderland"

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention

📅︎ Oct 30 2020

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Looks like my door couldn't handle it

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👤︎ u/Liv_Kato

📅︎ May 31 2019

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What did the masons of the Taj Mahal sing to their creation?

Your body's a wonderland, I'll lose my hands!

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👤︎ u/holocaust_uterus

📅︎ Jun 18 2020

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I'm closing one eye, down this water slide...

Winking in a water wonderland!

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👤︎ u/Dongwaffler

📅︎ Dec 17 2019

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The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts had a rental agreement

A lease in Wonderland

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👤︎ u/Kippekok

📅︎ Aug 04 2019

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My dad got my girlfriend to walk into one

Dad: Man, it really is a winter wonderland out there. (We live in Wisconsin, lots of snow for the last 24 hours)

Girlfriend: Really? You still think that after all the shoveling you guys have been doing?

Dad: Yeah. It makes me wonder why the hell I still live in a place with winters like this.

My girlfriend did not see it coming. I have much to learn.

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👤︎ u/KillYourHeroes66

📅︎ Feb 02 2015

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