A couple of character shifts and Alice in Wonderland becomes A Lice in Wonderland.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bandicute_Springs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I told my daughter, β€œMom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, β€œAre you mad at her?”

β€œGeez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethanfp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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So my dad asked "were there dice in the play Alice in Wonderland?"...

...And my mom says "no, there were cards, why?"

To which my dad responds, "oh that's too bad. If they needed an understudy, the director could say 'And tonight, the role of dice will be played by...'"

My mom just gave me the "why did I marry this guy" look. It was a nice moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ojbway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2014
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