A list of puns related to "Alice In Wonderland"
βGeez! Donβt you start too!β I screamed.
...And my mom says "no, there were cards, why?"
To which my dad responds, "oh that's too bad. If they needed an understudy, the director could say 'And tonight, the role of dice will be played by...'"
My mom just gave me the "why did I marry this guy" look. It was a nice moment.
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