Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...
But Bill kept the Windows
I changed the computer background to a lizard.
At my school, there's a large lizard that wanders the halls all day.
Melinda was going to sue Bill for not giving her the amount of money she wan entitled to
So Bill said: "A lawsuit? For real? You know I always windows"
Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
Bill Gates: Hey Melinda, can I keep the MS Office as part of the divorce settlement?
Melinda Gates: Bill, ...you have my Word.
Asked my contractor why he didn’t bill me for my new roof
He said “Don’t worry about it, it’s on the house!”
What does the genie say when you wish for a $50 bill?
Without Bill,
Melinda will be just an ionaire.
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
What do you call a lizard that farms whale food?
I heard Bill Gates is really unsure if he'll ever find love again. But as the old saying goes...
there’s plenty more Phish in the (C:)
I heard Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced.
Apparently he refused to ever empty the recycle bin.
Why did Bill and Melinda Gates divorce?
They argued about who will clean windows.
I was going to make a joke about Bill Gates Divorce but I decided not to..
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
Every one wants to know why Bill and Melinda divorced
But sure the Gates won't open up.
Do you think lizard people...
are on Santa's Illuminati list?
I just finished painting a customer’s home and they were surprised with the bill...
Them: “You’ve factored in all the labour, but what about the paint?”
Me: “It’s on the house”
I know Bill Gates is going through a tough time right now.
I just hope he will accept my cookies.
What do you call a chameleon that can’t change colors?
What do you call a wreath made with $100 bills?
What do you call 454 dollar bills?
About bill and melinda
So, Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce
She gets the house and
He gets the Windows!
According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently he had no Power Points while arguing, but he always had to have the last Word
And now that he no longer had Access to her heart, the Outlook was not looking good for them. They couldn’t work together as Teams
On the Surface they were a perfect couple, but deep down there was hardly any Kinect. He kept everything hidden like an X-Box and she never found it re- Azuring.
The main reason she divorced Bill Gates because he was in Office365 days.
I was a little shocked to find out that Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing.
They seemed so happy..on the Surface.
Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill.
It was the darkest day of my life.
In college, my roommates and I were so broke that we couldn’t pay our electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
Thousands of people have found the device that can cut their electric bills in half......
How does cereal pay its bills?
Bill Gates and his wife are separating
Guess his dick was micro-soft
Can we start gossiping about Bill and Melinda Gates now?
My grandson was taken to the hospital because he swallowed a $5 bill
Why did the girl break up with a guy who paid for everything with ten dollar bills?
What do you call when you come across a lizard and a parrot?
What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?
What do you call a lady who refuses to pay her bills?
I once made a belt out of one dollar bills.
Why can't bill gates get married?
Because he was micro-soft
Did you hear that Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced?
He threw her out the Windows. He Excels at that. He wants a Word with his lawyer. He's PowerPointing her to the door. I guess they just weren't on each other's Teams.
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
I make Christmas wreaths for a living. So I decided I would make one out of 100 dollar bills the other day.
I call it a wreath of Franklin.
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...
So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.
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