Where can I find that grey sweater, the really nice one that Cheryl his ex wife bought him. I forgot what episode that was but my friend and I found it to be really funny and i’d like to purchase it???
Round 1: Which would be more successful in wooing a given woman? Larry is afforded a budget equal to Grey's own for this round.
Round 2: In a fist fight, who comes out on top?
Im going to start a petition so that David King gets glasses and grey hair so he may transform into the superior Larry King.
https://www.change.org/p/behaviour-interactive-make-dead-by-daylight-character-david-king-have-glasses-and-grey-hair-to-become-larry-king
I'll probably post this every so often, but rest assured, I want this thing that nobody asked for to happened.
[Update] OWNER FOUND Upvote for visibility! My friend just posted something on Facebook about finding a huge grey cat named Larry. If anyone here knows of this, comment, and I can get you in contact with her.
I'm loving the poll! But we all know there's some missing "villains". So who's the worst?
Well, the 40k limit strikes again. Had to cut some stuff until next chapter. Life's been busy as heck, but the next chapter's mostly complete, should drop it in fairly soon, then we can get to death, explosions, and more fun.
It's been such an issue that I can't even 'next' in Award pt. I because it is at that 40k limit. I can't put the link in. (Something in there has to go. I eliminated the "First" chapter link in it- but yeah. It's being a major fly in the ointment. Award was always a doozy to write, and tedious, but important. It has always been about setting the stage. We'll see what shakes out.)
Alien-Nation Chapter 76: Award (pt. II)
I’d been inside Archmere’s presentation hall, once. The ceiling was like a coloured sky of stained glass, spots of radiance obscuring white clouds on a blue background. Rays shining through to reach the outskirts of vibrant spots before the stained glass ended, greeted by brassy metallics, wooden beams and ceramic tiles. The human natural and ancient materials, and even a fountain in the center of the room gave the whole inside a very intimate, and human-scale sense of proportions.
It also was far too small to be used for the sheer number of visitors, apparently. Which meant this whole affair was set to be carried out on the wide grassy lawn in front of the building. I couldn’t even begin to count the number of people sitting in front of me now, waiting for me to open my mouth and either make a fool of myself or carve out my footnote in history. The odd proportions of the chairs and the female Shil'vati dwarfing the humans sitting beside them threw off any estimates I could have hoped to make.
I took a deep breath in.
Don’t even try and count them, we don’t have all day up here.
I launched into it in High Shil’.
“Gentlemen and Ladies, thank you all for coming. I admit that it’s a considerably larger audience than I’d been assured would be in attendance, but it is still excellent to see all of you gathered here today.”
I could hear a few murmurs of breath as I spoke in High Shil’, and, if everything was going to plan, an English translation should have appeared on the display screen behind me. I reminded myself to raise my voice a bi
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
It really does, I swear!
Pilot on me!!
Pro Football Reference has a metric called Hall of Fame Monitor which they created to predict players’ HOF eligibility (more on HOF monitor at the boom of this post). Like every metric, we can poke holes in it, but no metric is perfect. This can be a useful tool to determine directionally which players should be in the HOF, which players got snubbed, and who might be in the HOF when they become eligible. It condenses a player’s career into one number which makes comparisons much easier and adds some more spice to HOF debates.
Recently the HOF finalists were announced. Reggie Wayne, Torry Holt, and Andre Johnson were announced as finalists. Devin Hester is a finalist as well and falls under the WR category, however, he is a special case as his contributions are heavily based on special teams. (HOF Monitor doesn’t have a ST category).
I exported the list and attempted to format so we can easily identify players by status.
- Bold – HOF
- Yellow – 2022 Finalist
- Grey Font – Not Eligible
- Grey Shading – Eligible bot not in HOF
The things that jump out at me when I look at this list are Steve Smith. Was he snubbed? Panthers fans will think so, and this data suggests the answer might be yes. If the comments aren’t littered with angry Panthers fans, I’ll be disappointed. Maybe a few Anquan Boldinfans will have something to say as well.
What else stands out? Jerry Rice stands out. Good Lord...we know he is the GOAT, but look at how far ahead he is over the 2nd place player, Randy Moss. Jerry Rice is essentially two Randy Moss’s (or is it Moss’ or Mosses?), he is more than three Michael Irvin’s.
It’s always fun to look at HOFers and non-HOFers in close proximity in the rankings. Why Raymond Berry and not [Del Shofner](https://www.pro-footb
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WHO: Cassandra Jenkins is an American musician, singer and songwriter based in Brooklyn, New York who made her debut on the music scene in 2013 with her self-titled EP, following it up over the years with various singles until her debut album, Play Till You Win, in 2017.
WHY: Jenkins released her second album, An Overview on Phenomenal Nature, in February last year, with the "subconscious companion" album ***(An Overview On) An Overview On Phenomenal Nature*** in November. The show stealer on that second album though was "Hard Drive", which popped up on plenty of year-end lists including our own song of the year list at #3! She'll be on tour with The Weather Station starting in February, so peep those dates below and pick up tickets here.
Wed. Feb. 2, 2022 - Asheville, NC @ The Grey Eagle
Thu. Feb. 3, 2022 - Atlanta, GA @ Terminal West
Fri. Feb. 4, 2022 - Nashville, TN @ Basement East
Sat. Feb. 5, 2022 - Oxford, MS @ Proud Larry’s
Mon. Feb. 7, 2022 - Dallas, TX @ Club Dada
Tue. Feb. 8, 2022 - Austin, TX @ 3TEN at ACL Live
Sat. Feb. 12, 2022 - Los Angeles, CA @ Troubadour
Sun. Feb. 13, 2022 - San Francisco, CA @ The Independent
Tue. Feb. 15, 2022 - Portland, OR @ Mississippi Studios
Thu. Feb. 17, 2022 - Seattle, WA @ Tractor Tavern
WHEN: Cassandra Jenkins will join us for an AMA this Friday, January 7th @ 12pm ET/9am PT!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
In 2017, an ultra-low-frequency, high amplitude underwater sound was detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. Scientists dismissed it as underwater volcano activity, but I very highly doubt that. Why would I doubt a scientist’s professional opinion? Because a week ago, the same noise was recorded on an underwater hydrophone. Again.
Seven days ago, in the same area where the noise was heard, another, low-frequency noise was recorded. The noise was identical to the unexplained sound in 2017, so we had all the reasons to believe that the same source had created both noises. Why was I so involved and interested in all this underwater unexplained noise bullshit? Because I used to be a marine biologist, and some agency asked me to go with them on some expedition.
The agency that hired us was called CORE, a private and very well-funded organization. So on one Friday afternoon, I, five other guys I didn’t know, and a dude from the agency met up at a boat port on the coast of the north pacific ocean. Our group had nicknamed the underwater sound ‘the tracks’ (because the noise changed pitch and frequency very often).
At the port, the man from the agency introduced himself and all the others to us. There were ten of us in total. (including the crew members.) I only actually talked to three of the people, so I won’t list all of the other people who came, because that’s not relevant to the story. Those three people were Jerry, Scott, Kevin, and Josh.
“My name is Doctor Wilson.” said the agent. “As all of you know, a sound from an unknown origin was recorded on hydrophones in the arctic ocean. Now, what the general public doesn’t know is, the noise has been repeating itself for the last five days. But the troubling thing is, the noise seems to be coming from a biological source, and the noise is getting louder every day. I had a million questions, but somehow, I managed to keep my fucking mouth shut.
“What?” asked Josh, who studied whales and marine mammals. Josh looked more like a stereotypical truck driver than a person who studied marine mammals and whales, not sure why I would mention that.
“You said that the noise is coming from a biological source… right?”
Wilson nodded.
“well, what animal or being could create a noise so loud, that it could be heard from a distance from over 60,000 miles?” Josh asked.
“Uhh… we haven’t determined the exact source of the noise. But we’re 100 percent sure that the noise comes from a biologic
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" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Everybody remembers the quarterbacks who one the Super Bowl, but many fewer remember the guys who lost. I wanted to give these guys some attention by ranking the quarterbacks who started but never won a Super Bowl.
In order to qualify for this ranking, a quarterback must have started at least one Super Bowl in their career without ever winning one. So guys like Patrick Mahomes, Tom Brady, and Len Dawson who all lost Super Bowls will not appear on this list because they also won Super Bowls. The quarterback must also have been the starter in order to appear on the list. Guys like Steve Grogan who entered in the middle of the Super Bowl will not appear. There are a total of 30 men who currently meet these criteria.
In order to make this ranking easier, I've divided it into three parts: The Bottom Tier (30-21), the Mid Tier (20-11), and the Top Tier (10-1). In deciding where to rank a quarterback, I am ranking them on the entirety of their careers, not just their performance in the big game. Let's begin.
30. David Woodley, Super Bowl XVII (Miami Dolphins)
I really expected to begin this list with Rex Grossman, but Woodley was pound for pound the worse quarterback. Woodley, who played college football at LSU, was drafted by the Dolphins in the 8th round of the 1980 draft. Woodley started 11 games in 1980 following an injury to longtime starter Bob Griese. Griese retired following 1980, paving the way for Woodley to become the primary starter in 1981.
The pinnacle of Woodley's career came in the strike-shortened 1982 season. Woodley put up pedestrian stats, throwing 1080 yards with 5 touchdowns and 8 interceptions, but the Dolphins posted a stellar 7-2 record in the 9 game season. The Dolphins cruised past the Chargers in the divisional round as their stout defense forced Dan Fouts to throw 5 interceptions. In the AFC Championship game they faced the Jets, who were quarterbacked by Richard Todd and had upset the Super Bowl favorite Raiders in the Divisional Round. The AFC Championship Game devolved into a competition of who had the worse quarterback. In the game against the Jets, Woodley was 9 of 21 for 87 yards, with 0 touchdowns and 3 interceptions. His QB rating was a dismal 15.5. However, Todd arguably had a worse day, throwing just 103 yards, 0 touchdowns and 5 interceptions, for an even worse QBR of 8.8. The game was close until the fourth quarter, when Todd tossed a pick six to Dolphins LB AJ Duhe, which gave the Dolphins a
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I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
