What’s it called when a chameleon cannot change colors anymore?

Reptile dysfunction

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A baby chameleon went to a therapist

Chameleon: The humans hate me

Therapist: What makes you say that?

Chameleon: My parents and siblings roam around their houses and kids' bikes, and it's all fine by the humans, but when I visit their neighborhood, they throw objects at me

Therapist: You need to learn to adapt to change

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinayjrao
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What's a chameleon's favorite metal?

Tungsten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C_Giraffe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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A chameleon stole an apple once.

It was caught red handed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What are the two states of a chameleon?

Chameleon and chameleoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/southpolebrand
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I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling some really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said "that lizard is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnster1991
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You'd never find me wearing a chameleon costume.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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What do you say when a chameleon has a difficult time changing colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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comma comma comma comma chameleon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nozendk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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If i post something here and nobody likes it am i a karma chameleon?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theend_97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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My son said he wants to be a chameleon when he grows up

I told him he’d soon change

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fragkat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What do you call a sleeping Chameleon?

A chameleoff

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/always-paranoid
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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My chameleon won’t change colors anymore...

I think he has a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Did you head about the chameleon who couldn’t change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rk6615
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colors?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shabbos_roller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paturious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Did ya hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boiboiboi21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What do you call a chameleon that change its colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emuron5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nick-lachey-lol
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call a chameleon who can't change it's color anymore?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manoa99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What do you call a chameleon who can't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSmith48
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Why couldn’t the chameleon change color? Because he had irreptile dysfunction.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/waterydrain
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?

A reptile dysfunction!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colours anymore?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rspies
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

It had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mineclash92
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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What do you call a chameleon that can’t change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What is it called when a chameleon cannot change its color?

A reptile dysfunction

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,,,,, chameleon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarimBoyWonder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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What do you call a Chameleon who can’t change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivalamanboobs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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What do you call a chameleon that doesn’t change colours ?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/periwinklebarbie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What do you call it when a chameleon can’t change colours?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JavierPhuckzalot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change colors?

He suffered from a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D__Ross
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors?

It had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlormRax
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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How come the chameleon couldn’t change colors?

Reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tdmd
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What's it called when a chameleon can't change color?

Reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TippTop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Why does a chameleon have many upvotes?

Karma karma karma karma karma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Whats it called when a chameleon can't change it's colours anymore?

A lizard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meleach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors?

Turns out he had a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kchristy86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Why couldn't the chameleon change colour?

... because it had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helloinvader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2016
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Why couldn't the chameleon change colors?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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What do you call a chameleon who has lost its ability to change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extal
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