What do you call a chameleon that canβt change colors?
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︎ May 09 2021
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
--joke taken from my dad joke calendar--
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︎ May 21 2021
How many chameleons does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Theyβre too busy changing their color.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
What is wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?
He has reptile dysfunction.
I'll see myself out...
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︎ May 14 2021
A chameleon went to the doctor and said he was having trouble changing his colors. The doctor did some tests and called the chameleon. He informed the chameleon that unfortunately he was suffering from...
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Whatβs it called when a chameleon cannot change colors anymore?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
A baby chameleon went to a therapist
Chameleon: The humans hate me
Therapist: What makes you say that?
Chameleon: My parents and siblings roam around their houses and kids' bikes, and it's all fine by the humans, but when I visit their neighborhood, they throw objects at me
Therapist: You need to learn to adapt to change
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What's a chameleon's favorite metal?
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︎ Feb 13 2020
What are the two states of a chameleon?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
A chameleon stole an apple once.
It was caught red handed.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
You'd never find me wearing a chameleon costume.
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︎ Aug 03 2018
What do you say when a chameleon has a difficult time changing colors?
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︎ Aug 18 2018
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling some really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said "that lizard is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"
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︎ Sep 04 2019
comma comma comma comma chameleon
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︎ Aug 24 2018
If i post something here and nobody likes it am i a karma chameleon?
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︎ Sep 16 2018
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction
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︎ Mar 22 2021
I bought a chameleon and it wouldn't change colour....
The vet said it had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
My chameleon wonβt change colors anymore...
I think he has a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction
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︎ May 08 2020
Did you head about the chameleon who couldnβt change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors anymore?
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︎ Sep 20 2017
Did ya hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Did you hear about the chameleon that couldnβt change colors?
He had a reptile dysfunction
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Dec 07 2019
Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction
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︎ Jan 23 2020
What do you call a chameleon that change its colors?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
They had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What do you call a chameleon who can't change it's color anymore?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
What do you call a chameleon who can't change colors?
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︎ Aug 07 2019
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
They had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Whatβs it called when a chameleon canβt change its colors anymore?
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︎ Mar 02 2018
What is it called when a chameleon cannot change its color?
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︎ Nov 12 2017
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
They had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colours anymore?
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︎ Jul 13 2018
What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?
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︎ May 02 2018
,,,,, chameleon
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︎ Jun 26 2018
What do you call a Chameleon who canβt change colors?
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︎ Jul 25 2018
What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Why couldnβt the chameleon change color? Because he had irreptile dysfunction.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Whatβs it called when a chameleon canβt change its colors anymore?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
What do you call it when a chameleon canβt change colours?
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︎ Apr 27 2018
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
It had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What do you call a chameleon that canβt change colors?
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︎ Apr 26 2019
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change colors?
He suffered from a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Nov 05 2018
Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors?
It had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
What do you call a chameleon that doesnβt change colours ?
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︎ Jul 03 2019
How come the chameleon couldnβt change colors?
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︎ May 15 2019
What's it called when a chameleon can't change color?
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Why couldn't the chameleon change colour?
... because it had a reptile dysfunction.
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