To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket..

..you can hide but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob-Snacc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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My wife claims that men in camouflage look really sexy.

I just don’t see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Drill Sergeant: I didn’t see you at the camouflage drill today

Soldier: Thank You Sir!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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You know what the problem is with camouflage jokes?

You never see them coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.

It looks like no one showed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My army instructor told me he didn’t see me at camouflage practice today.

β€œThank you, sir!” I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JammerJake2005
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

(Haha I make myself laugh every time)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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It was fun being a spy til they put me in a windy city with only a blanket for camouflage

My cover was blown constantly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I tried to buy a camouflage shirt

Sadly, I couldn't find any...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwanttodieplzowo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day.

I couldn't find any though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I went to army boot camp and I got in trouble for skipping camouflage training

The instructor said he'd never even seen me in the classroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonions
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I went to buy some camouflage shorts yesterday

But I couldn’t find any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I went to a camouflage enthusiast meet up today, but no one was there...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaceInTheCloudz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Welcome to camouflage training

I’ve got to say I’m disappointed to see so many of you here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CVSSR
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?

Because it's made of hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leemuel01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I've been looking for some new hunting gear but good camouflage is hard to find.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoopdebop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Me: *wears camouflage*

Every Dad: Woah didn’t see ya there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChiboiNick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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I have one thing to say to the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide, but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rendezv0uz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I was going to wear my camouflage pants today

But I couldn't find them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Mom bought me some camouflage cargo pants.

She will never see me in them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jinx2u
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I saw a man wearing full camouflage gear today.

He needs to get his money back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiroHachiRoku
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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We would never see perfect camouflage.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetyboi8787
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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So I ordered a camouflage shirt,

And the box was empty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0WanHarith0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:

You can hide, but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_reddit03
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_oneshoe_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My wife claims that a man in camouflage is really sexy.

I just don’t see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My wife claims a man in camouflage is sexy

I just don't see it myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide, but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HBRmemes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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My wife insists that guys in camouflage look sexy.

I just don’t see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide, but you can't run!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why are camouflage jokes so funny?

Because you never see them coming,

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackatron07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/layostoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Xx_Layan_xX_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My wife told me that she thinks men in camouflage look sexy.

I just don’t see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnholyStromboli
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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To the man who stole my camouflage jacket in the wheelchair

You can hide but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBlueJelly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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To the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket

You can’t run but you can hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atumanov55
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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A man in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket...

I hope he knows he can hide but he can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WattoNUFC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Good camouflage is hard to find
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breezy_Bacon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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I wanted to buy camouflage pants

But I couldn’t find any.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inoune
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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My wife told me that men in camouflage look really sexy.

I just don’t see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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My wife told me that she thinks that men in camouflage look sexy.

I just can’t see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.....

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tangledtitty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day...

But I couldn't find any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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