To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket..
..you can hide but you can’t run.
My wife claims that men in camouflage look really sexy.
Drill Sergeant: I didn’t see you at the camouflage drill today
You know what the problem is with camouflage jokes?
You never see them coming.
The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.
It looks like no one showed up.
My army instructor told me he didn’t see me at camouflage practice today.
“Thank you, sir!” I replied.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
(Haha I make myself laugh every time)
It was fun being a spy til they put me in a windy city with only a blanket for camouflage
My cover was blown constantly
I tried to buy a camouflage shirt
Sadly, I couldn't find any...
I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day.
I couldn't find any though.
I went to army boot camp and I got in trouble for skipping camouflage training
The instructor said he'd never even seen me in the classroom.
I went to buy some camouflage shorts yesterday
I went to a camouflage enthusiast meet up today, but no one was there...
Welcome to camouflage training
I’ve got to say I’m disappointed to see so many of you here
Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?
Because it's made of hide
I've been looking for some new hunting gear but good camouflage is hard to find.
Me: *wears camouflage*
Every Dad: Woah didn’t see ya there
I have one thing to say to the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you can’t run.
I was going to wear my camouflage pants today
Mom bought me some camouflage cargo pants.
She will never see me in them.
I saw a man wearing full camouflage gear today.
He needs to get his money back.
We would never see perfect camouflage.
So I ordered a camouflage shirt,
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide, but you can’t run.
To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can’t run
My wife claims that a man in camouflage is really sexy.
My wife claims a man in camouflage is sexy
I just don't see it myself
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can’t run
My wife insists that guys in camouflage look sexy.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can't run!
Why are camouflage jokes so funny?
Because you never see them coming,
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
My wife told me that she thinks men in camouflage look sexy.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man who stole my camouflage jacket in the wheelchair
You can hide but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can’t run but you can hide
A man in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket...
I hope he knows he can hide but he can’t run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run.
Good camouflage is hard to find
I wanted to buy camouflage pants
My wife told me that men in camouflage look really sexy.
My wife told me that she thinks that men in camouflage look sexy.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.....
You can hide but you can't run.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day...
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