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Camo Puns

A list of puns related to "Camo"

My wife asked if people wearing camo was big when I was in school.

Told her if they did, I didn’t see them.

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👤︎ u/inventorofinternet
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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To the man who stole my camo jacket

You can hide, but you can't run

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👤︎ u/Spinach_Stock
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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I wanted to buy a camo shirt

To bad I can’t find any

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👤︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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So this guy goes hunting with his friend and his friend asks why he is wearing pink camo

He answered, well i went to the camo store and this was the only thing that stood out.

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👤︎ u/Sentient_potato1
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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Good camo pants are hard to find
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👤︎ u/beager
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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I have never seen my wife wear camo

Must be working, that is some quality camo.

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👤︎ u/Birbman3
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Are camo jokes not a thing anymore?

I can't see them anywhere.

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👤︎ u/PUBGForLyfe
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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You know what the problem is with camo jokes?

You never see them coming.

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👤︎ u/atticus_kina
📅︎ May 15 2019
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I would tell you a joke about camo pants,

but i can't find it!

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👤︎ u/A_Cheese_Frog
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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I will never buy camo pants

I just can't see myself in them.

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👤︎ u/wotmate
📅︎ Jul 12 2018
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I was going to wear my camo this morning but I couldn't find it.
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👤︎ u/gc3c
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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What do you call a man in camo who can juggle

A hidden talent

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👤︎ u/dcalie6599
📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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People tell me I look good in camo, but I'm not so sure.

I just can't see it.

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👤︎ u/Frodo-Lives
📅︎ Nov 18 2016
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Blue Belle ice cream makes "camo" flavor.

I asked my daughter "can you make me a bowl of the camo ice cream? It's in the freezer, but you might have trouble finding it.."

She called me cringe-worthy.

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👤︎ u/Pinkishy
📅︎ Nov 05 2016
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Every time someone wears camo...

Oh! I can't see you! Who said that? Where did you go?

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👤︎ u/jackster_
📅︎ Nov 18 2016
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To the person in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.

You can hide, but you can't run.

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👤︎ u/DinkyOreo
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket

you can hide but you can't run

Edit: spelling

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👤︎ u/ToryFirstOfHisName
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket.

You can hide but you cant run

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👤︎ u/LiliumRose
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Have you seen the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camo jacket?

He can hide but he can't run.

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👤︎ u/TheHispanicPickle
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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A man in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket.

You can hide but you can’t run.

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👤︎ u/slice29
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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To the disabled man who stole my camo jacket:

You can hide, but you can't run.

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👤︎ u/Multiple_Melons
📅︎ May 29 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.

You can hide, but you can't run

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👤︎ u/vebom
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.

You can hide, but you can't run.

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👤︎ u/casualredditor0
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Message to the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket

You can hide, but you can't run!

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👤︎ u/Leaf_Leavezz
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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