I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Pleasantly prepared punchline! The Argyle Sweater for 5/13/21
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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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The Argyle Sweater for 3/31/21
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Holy Batastrophe! The Argyle Sweater for 5/21/21
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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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May the Fourth be with you! Today’s Argyle Sweater, 5/4/21
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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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The Argyle Sweater for the weekend of 4/17/2021-4/18/2021
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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It’s a rare occurrence when a pun gives you a religious experience. The Argyle Sweater for 4/2/2021
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Today’s Argyle Sweater for 3/26/21
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Today’s Argyle Sweater 3/6/2021
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Today’s Argyle Sweater had me… in stitches.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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My cities version of a dad joke...
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2015
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An old favorite

King Broderick was in trouble. He wasn't a very good king, and his brother Argyle was gathering forces to depose him and take the crown. In desperation, he captured Count Petrie, a very popular man who was one of his brother's cronies, and tortured him to learn his brother's location.

But the count wouldn't divulge the information, so the King scheduled a public execution. The crowds gathered, including the King's brother, who was there in disguise. The Count was forced to kneel, with his head on the chopping block. The headsman stood nearby, holding his axe at the ready. King Broderick loudly proclaimed "Count, you are here before me because you have aligned yourself with my brother. If you tell me where he is, I will allow you to live out your days in my dungeon. Remain silent, and you will die." The Count remained silent. King Broderick motioned to the headsman, who slowly raised his axe and swung it down...THUNK...into the wood next to the Count's head. The Count stared at the axe, visibly shaking. King Broderick loudly proclaimed "Count, that was a warning, and there will not be another. Tell me where my brother is and you will live. Remain silent, and you will die!" The Count stayed silent. King Broderick again motioned to the headsman, who raised the axe. As the headsman began the downswing, the Count cried out "Wait!!" but...THUNK...it was too late, and the Count's head fell to the ground.

At the Count's death, the King's brother leapt up and revealed himself to the crowd. Cheering Argyle, they crowded forward and overran the King's guards. Soon, it was Broderick's head on the chopping block. Argyle, the new King, waved back the headsman, knelt beside his brother and whispered into his ear "Silly brother, don't hatchet your Counts before they've chickened."

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