I was wearing mismatched socks and my mom said to me

I bet you have another pair exactly like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbinternetstuff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Why dont bears wear socks?

Because they have bear feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icanhazsalvation
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I bought my nephew 3 socks for Xmas.

As my sister in law said, he'd grown another foot this year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.

He called them missile toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What's the difference between a camera and a sock ?

One takes 5 toes and the other takes 1 less.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why was the sock ripped?

he went to the gym regularly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maneshabuwaneka
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Sock puppets caring for each other.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajfoucault
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What do you call people who only wear socks at night?

Sockturnal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My wife hates when she takes off her dark socks and has fuzz between her toes.

She's black toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgpo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Do your socks have holes in them?

No?

Then how did you get your feet in them?!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kosherbacon79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My grandpa came to me and said, "I don't know what to do with these socks with holes!"

I said, "darn!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks ?

In case they get a hole in one !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I took two pairs of socks golfing

In case I got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-m-meeseeks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I always take an extra pair of socks when I go golfing

In case I get a hole in one

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I’ve been getting into selling socks recently

You know, the ones on Wool Street

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggy0101n
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Dwayne the Sock Johnson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome5ftw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I took my daughter to a sock puppet theatre...

It was a show of hands...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPossible
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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My dad was complaining he’d lost a sock after doing his laundry

Me: it’s a sacrifice to the dryer gods.

My dad: it’s a sockrifice.

(This was an actual joke made by my actual dad today.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emthejedichic
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.

Darn it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stablefish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Sock humour, OC.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPunSocks
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I’ve noticed recently that socks are costing less and less

Seems like the sock market has crashed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OdaDdaT
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.

I was planning on returning them, but then I got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PMmeyoursafeword
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What's the difference between a camera and a sock?

One takes photos, the other takes five toes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What colour is a bear's socks?

They don't wear socks.

They have bear feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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You know, I was gonna take off my socks

But then I got cold feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usermane3000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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My dentist sold his socks after checking my teeth

he had incisor information

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Dad (points at my foot): your sock has a hole in it!

Me (checking my sock): no it doesn’t!

Dad: well, how did you get your foot in?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fretlessbayouboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Sock home syndrome..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why can't anyone get a photograph of a grizzly with shoes or socks on?

They have bear feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fantasticmoneill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What kinds of socks do falcons wear?

A pair of green

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I always wear different colors of Haynes socks

bc their comfort is unmatched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riz_lemon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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In a Spanish spelling bee for English words, the contestant is given the word β€œSocks”

The contestant spells it right and the judge replies: β€œEso si que es.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Socks-ke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrToasty23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Why did the golfer have an extra pair of socks.

Incase he got a hole in one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crystalskull89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I felt a little sad for my lucky sock when I looked down and saw another rip, this one baring my entire ankle.

I sniffled. My sock was on it's last leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nightreach1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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On my Wedding Day, I’m going to wear wool socks

In case I get cold feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YaBoiSlimThicc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

One can take five-toes and one can take pho-toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dunsslap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Overheard heard from an honest to goodness dad in the airport: Oh no, I ripped my sock...

Darn it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gugalgirl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Why did the man leave his socks on the golf course?

He got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heckyhoodles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why did the golfer bring an extra sock ?

Incase he got a hole in one .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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My friend threw a sock at my food

It hurt my sole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/classy1231
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I’ve always been super confused as to why my dad always brings an extra pair of socks to the golf course.

According to him, it’s in case he gets a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiplash1911
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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That socks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shakers95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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I’m going to start praying to my socks soon...

They’re getting very holey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiikid6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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TIL that Tiger Woods always brings an extra sock with him to his golf tournaments.

Just in case he gets a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinityglitches
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Why does the obese man keep his keys in his socks?

He wanted to try going on the key-toe diet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.

I was planning on returning them today, but then I got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PMmeyoursafeword
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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