Do your socks have holes in them?

No?

Then how did you get your feet in them?!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kosherbacon79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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I’ve been getting into selling socks recently

You know, the ones on Wool Street

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggy0101n
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02
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Sock puppets caring for each other.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajfoucault
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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I took my daughter to a sock puppet theatre...

It was a show of hands...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPossible
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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Dwayne the Sock Johnson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome5ftw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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I always take an extra pair of socks when I go golfing

In case I get a hole in one

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I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.

Darn it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stablefish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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My dad was complaining he’d lost a sock after doing his laundry

Me: it’s a sacrifice to the dryer gods.

My dad: it’s a sockrifice.

(This was an actual joke made by my actual dad today.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emthejedichic
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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I took two pairs of socks golfing

In case I got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-m-meeseeks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Sock humour, OC.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPunSocks
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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I’ve noticed recently that socks are costing less and less

Seems like the sock market has crashed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OdaDdaT
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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What colour is a bear's socks?

They don't wear socks.

They have bear feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.

I was planning on returning them, but then I got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PMmeyoursafeword
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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My dentist sold his socks after checking my teeth

he had incisor information

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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You know, I was gonna take off my socks

But then I got cold feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usermane3000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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What's the difference between a camera and a sock?

One takes photos, the other takes five toes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I went golfing and I brought two pairs of socks...

In case I get a hole in one...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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Sock home syndrome..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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Why can't anyone get a photograph of a grizzly with shoes or socks on?

They have bear feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fantasticmoneill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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What kinds of socks do falcons wear?

A pair of green

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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In a Spanish spelling bee for English words, the contestant is given the word β€œSocks”

The contestant spells it right and the judge replies: β€œEso si que es.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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I always wear different colors of Haynes socks

bc their comfort is unmatched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riz_lemon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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I felt a little sad for my lucky sock when I looked down and saw another rip, this one baring my entire ankle.

I sniffled. My sock was on it's last leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nightreach1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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Why did the golfer have an extra pair of socks.

Incase he got a hole in one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crystalskull89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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Dad (points at my foot): your sock has a hole in it!

Me (checking my sock): no it doesn’t!

Dad: well, how did you get your foot in?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fretlessbayouboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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On my Wedding Day, I’m going to wear wool socks

In case I get cold feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YaBoiSlimThicc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Socks-ke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrToasty23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Why did the golfer bring an extra sock ?

Incase he got a hole in one .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Overheard heard from an honest to goodness dad in the airport: Oh no, I ripped my sock...

Darn it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gugalgirl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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My friend threw a sock at my food

It hurt my sole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/classy1231
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

One can take five-toes and one can take pho-toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dunsslap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Why did the man leave his socks on the golf course?

He got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heckyhoodles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I’m going to start praying to my socks soon...

They’re getting very holey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiikid6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why does the obese man keep his keys in his socks?

He wanted to try going on the key-toe diet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I’ve always been super confused as to why my dad always brings an extra pair of socks to the golf course.

According to him, it’s in case he gets a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiplash1911
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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My grandpa likes to tell tales of socks he's mended...

When he starts in, everyone groans, "not another darn yarn!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Whats the differance between a sock and a camera?

One takes five toes and other one takes fo toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikklovesreddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Work socks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandwiches_621
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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My daughter was just gifted some avocado socks for her bday.

I told her "Now when you wear them, you can go for a guac". Groans all around the house. Success!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klownin816
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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TIL that Tiger Woods always brings an extra sock with him to his golf tournaments.

Just in case he gets a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinityglitches
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I was going to put on a sock puppet show, but I got cold feet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicmanst90
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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That socks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shakers95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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My wife was looking in the sock drawer

I asked did she find a pair

She said "No,only apples"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bartolgamimg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I feel sorry for single socks

They’ve lost their sole mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buglepost
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Do you have a hole in your sock?

No?? Then how’d you get it on??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilia_1006
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Oh no! I just found a hole in my sock!

Darn it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What's more lit than socks with sandals?

Crocs with candles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olbox_ofsox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Reddit I don't know what to call my avocado socks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_ShReK_1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Best believe I bought these socks for Β£8.00
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenoavak
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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A friend got a comment for wearing her sock inside-out

Her boyfriend imediately responded it was because the sock had holes on the other side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrick_the_Saint
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Do you have holes in your socks?

No

Then how do you put them on?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/don_Mugurel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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My kids are running the mile today in school. I told them to pack extra pairs of socks and shoes.

Because that's a lot of feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xander404
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I decided taking my socks off would be a great idea

But then I got cold feet

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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So, my son got new socks, with Snoopy and Charlie Brown characters on them.

Me: You can't wear those to school.

Him: Why not?

Me: Some kids have "Peanuts" allergies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PepperV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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What do you call the ruler of all the socks?

The stoc-KING

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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My wife thought I should repair the holes in my old socks.

But they aren't worth a darn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crgk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Ever since I stopped wearing woolly socks, I no longer get shocked when I walk across a carpeted room.

Needless to say, I’m ecstatic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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My socks started going to the gym

Had to throw them away because they got ripped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Kirisuto_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What kind of socks do Panda Bears wear?

None. They have bear feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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This sock I found
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pol3rt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I’ve been throwing socks away...

...Left and Right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeytwocakes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Asking my daughter some Brainquest (kids trivia) questions: Is a pair of socks an even or odd number?

Her response: Even. But they smell odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martyz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2016
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My friend asked why I brought an extra sock when we went golfing

It's just in case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/topher3003
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Future wife wears support socks.

Future wife was getting ready for work and put on these socks that I hadn't seen before. I asked what they were and she said they were supportive socks... I immediately grabbed one out of her drawer and put it on my hand like a sock puppet and spoke with a high-pitched muppet voice.

Puppet: You look nice today.
Puppet: You're going to have a great day.
Puppet: You can do it!
Her: What are you doing?
Puppet: Being supportive.
Me: <laughs>
Her: Oh my God.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevebobmike
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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Me: I think I got something in my sock...

Dad: I think those are called toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mango_lp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks.

He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.

"Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl.

"No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl.

"No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.

"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl.

"No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.

"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed.

"No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.

"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience.

"No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.

As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Eso sΓ­ que es!"

"Why did

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alec935
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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If someone takes all your left socks, you'll be left sockless. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandubsGamingYT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I heard that there's a Scottish version of sock monsters

They call it the Sock Ness Monster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NairodI
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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We just got brand new hardwood floors and my wife wanted to slide down the hallway in her socks (true story).

Wife: I'm gonna do a Jerry McGuire down the hallway!

Me: That's "Risky Business" honey

Wife: Don't worry I'll be careful!

Me: ....ok dear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetewj
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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My sock hanging on by a thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SestoElement0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?

Just in case he got a hole in one

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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I have 3 pairs of Star Wars socks, each pair is missing one sock.

Each pair of Star Wars socks has a Rogue One.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Never understood what this meant when I was a kid. Now I can truly appreciate these socks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAChambel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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*holds up individual sock*

I gotta put this sock on JDate because it’s single now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxiouscuke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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My wife was complaining to me about the holes in my socks

I said, "imagine if I didn't wear them!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Obrennan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetaNephric
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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I wore five pairs of socks to my wedding

No cold feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrailMix135
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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The convention for bare feet knocked my socks off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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In local news, a golfer brought an extra pair of socks to the field today

Just in case he got a hole-in-one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostFreak777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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🐻 Does a bear wear black or white socks? 🐻

🐾 Neither, he has bear feet! 🐾

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Letibleu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Whenever I go golfing I always bring extra socks

In case I get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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I bought some Barefoot wine but I couldn't drink any because I was wearing socks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I would tell you a sock media joke...

But you probably already reddit somewhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reeceeboy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.

I was planning on returning them today, but then I got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PMmeyoursafeword
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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Are there holes in your socks?

Then how did you get your feet in them?πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catortionist135
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What's the difference between a sock and a camera?

A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MavGore
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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The convention for bare feet knocked my socks off!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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