I was wearing mismatched socks and my mom said to me
I bet you have another pair exactly like that.
Why dont bears wear socks?
Because they have bear feet.
I bought my nephew 3 socks for Xmas.
As my sister in law said, he'd grown another foot this year.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
What's the difference between a camera and a sock ?
One takes 5 toes and the other takes 1 less.
Why was the sock ripped?
he went to the gym regularly
Sock puppets caring for each other.
What do you call people who only wear socks at night?
My wife hates when she takes off her dark socks and has fuzz between her toes.
She's black toes intolerant.
Do your socks have holes in them?
No?
Then how did you get your feet in them?!!
My grandpa came to me and said, "I don't know what to do with these socks with holes!"
Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks ?
In case they get a hole in one !
I always take an extra pair of socks when I go golfing
In case I get a hole in one
I’ve been getting into selling socks recently
You know, the ones on Wool Street
I took my daughter to a sock puppet theatre...
It was a show of hands...
My dad was complaining he’d lost a sock after doing his laundry
Me: it’s a sacrifice to the dryer gods.
My dad: it’s a sockrifice.
(This was an actual joke made by my actual dad today.)
I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.
I’ve noticed recently that socks are costing less and less
Seems like the sock market has crashed
I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.
I was planning on returning them, but then I got cold feet.
You know, I was gonna take off my socks
My dentist sold his socks after checking my teeth
he had incisor information
Dad (points at my foot): your sock has a hole in it!
Me (checking my sock): no it doesn’t!
Dad: well, how did you get your foot in?
Why can't anyone get a photograph of a grizzly with shoes or socks on?
What kinds of socks do falcons wear?
I always wear different colors of Haynes socks
bc their comfort is unmatched.
In a Spanish spelling bee for English words, the contestant is given the word “Socks”
The contestant spells it right and the judge replies:
“Eso si que es.
I felt a little sad for my lucky sock when I looked down and saw another rip, this one baring my entire ankle.
I sniffled. My sock was on it's last leg.
On my Wedding Day, I’m going to wear wool socks
What is the difference between a sock and a camera?
One can take five-toes and one can take pho-toes.
Overheard heard from an honest to goodness dad in the airport: Oh no, I ripped my sock...
Why did the man leave his socks on the golf course?
My friend threw a sock at my food
I’ve always been super confused as to why my dad always brings an extra pair of socks to the golf course.
According to him, it’s in case he gets a hole in one.
I’m going to start praying to my socks soon...
They’re getting very holey
Why does the obese man keep his keys in his socks?
He wanted to try going on the key-toe diet
I took two pairs of socks golfing
In case I got a hole in one
What's the difference between a camera and a sock?
One takes photos, the other takes five toes!
What colour is a bear's socks?
They don't wear socks.
They have bear feet.
I bought some heavy wool socks the other day.
I was planning on returning them today, but then I got cold feet.
Why did the golfer have an extra pair of socks.
Incase he got a hole in one!
Why did the golfer bring an extra sock ?
Incase he got a hole in one .
TIL that Tiger Woods always brings an extra sock with him to his golf tournaments.
Just in case he gets a hole in one.
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