He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
Arrrrrrrrgyle!
Because they have bear feet.
No, they're feet socks, silly!
I bet you have another pair exactly like that.
As my sister in law said, he'd grown another foot this year.
He called them missile toes.
One takes 5 toes and the other takes 1 less.
he went to the gym regularly
No?
Then how did you get your feet in them?!!
Sockturnal
She's black toes intolerant.
I said, "darn!"
In case I got a hole in one
In case I get a hole in one
You know, the ones on Wool Street
It was a show of hands...
Me: it’s a sacrifice to the dryer gods.
My dad: it’s a sockrifice.
(This was an actual joke made by my actual dad today.)
Darn it!
Seems like the sock market has crashed
I was planning on returning them, but then I got cold feet.
But then I got cold feet
Me (checking my sock): no it doesn’t!
Dad: well, how did you get your foot in?
he had incisor information
They have bear feet
A pair of green
bc their comfort is unmatched.
One can take five-toes and one can take pho-toes.
I sniffled. My sock was on it's last leg.
He got a hole in one
In case I get cold feet
Darn it!
According to him, it’s in case he gets a hole in one.
In case they get a hole in one !
One takes photos, the other takes five toes!
They don't wear socks.
They have bear feet.
I was planning on returning them today, but then I got cold feet.
Incase he got a hole in one!
Incase he got a hole in one .
Just in case he gets a hole in one.
