β€œI told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??

Doctor: β€œSir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”

Sorry, It’s not a good hearted joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why was the wrinkled shirt feeling so fatigued?

Because it wasn’t getting enough iron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Who is the most fatigued recording artist of all time?

Yanni

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Just got dropped back at uni...

Me: I've got a fatigue lab tomorrow morning.

Dad: Wow, that sounds tiring.

He laughed so hard he nearly fell off the pavement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrightSideOfMeth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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My buddy and I bought a big bag of clam meat to fry up, but he's already getting sick of them...

I asked him if he was suffering from Mussel Fatigue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Assaultkitten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2014
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Figured I'd share the Dad joke I told to my fellow runners while running an endurance course.

I ran a local Tough Mudder-like race in September (called Boldr Dash) which featured many obstacles over a four mile course. One of the obstacles was a huge ladder made out of tires that we had to climb up and over. While waiting my turn to climb it, I turned to the line and said "I hope nobody's TIRED!"

The combination of fatigue and disgust at my joke was everyone's reaction. A group groan, it was beautiful!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealSteele
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2014
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