My wife claims that a man in camouflage is really sexy.
It was fun being a spy til they put me in a windy city with only a blanket for camouflage
My cover was blown constantly
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
(Haha I make myself laugh every time)
I tried to buy a camouflage shirt
Sadly, I couldn't find any...
Why are camouflage jokes so funny?
Because you never see them coming,
I went to army boot camp and I got in trouble for skipping camouflage training
The instructor said he'd never even seen me in the classroom.
I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day.
I couldn't find any though.
I went to a camouflage enthusiast meet up today, but no one was there...
I went to buy some camouflage shorts yesterday
I've been looking for some new hunting gear but good camouflage is hard to find.
Welcome to camouflage training
I’ve got to say I’m disappointed to see so many of you here
Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?
Because it's made of hide
I have one thing to say to the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you can’t run.
Me: *wears camouflage*
Every Dad: Woah didn’t see ya there
I was going to wear my camouflage pants today
Mom bought me some camouflage cargo pants.
She will never see me in them.
We would never see perfect camouflage.
My friend said my jumper is camouflage
I saw a man wearing full camouflage gear today.
He needs to get his money back.
So I ordered a camouflage shirt,
What do you call a depot where the armed forces store their camouflage?
I’d just like to say something to the man dressed in camouflage and using crutches, who robbed my wallet earlier
You can hide, but you can’t run
I like camouflage jokes.
But sometimes I don't see them.
I'm having a hard time finding a good pair of camouflage pants.
Have you ever gone to the drug store to buy camouflage condoms?
I just can't seem to find any.
I tried to buy a camouflage jacket yesterday...
But I couldn't find one anywhere!
So there's this new type of camouflage...
So there's this new type of camouflage, and it's super effective.
But I just can't see myself wearing it.
The inventor of camouflage is such a recluse!
He's nowhere to be found.
I saw a camouflage truck in a parking lot today...
Me: I wish you'd made a comment on that camo truck, so I could say "What truck?"
Mom: Sorry, I didn't even see it!
My wife claims a man in camouflage is sexy
I just don't see it myself
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can't run!
What do say to a person in a wheelchair who just stole a camouflage jacket?
You can hide but you can’t run
My wife insists that guys in camouflage look sexy.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run
My wife told me that she thinks men in camouflage look sexy.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can’t run but you can hide
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can't run.
A man in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket...
I hope he knows he can hide but he can’t run.
I wanted to buy camouflage pants
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
(Haha I make myself laugh every time)
To the man who stole my camouflage jacket in the wheelchair
You can hide but you can’t run
My wife told me that men in camouflage look really sexy.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day...
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.....
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the camouflage jacket who stole my wheelchair
You can hide but you can't run!
My wife told me that she thinks that men in camouflage look sexy.
A homeless, paraplegic man stole my camouflage jacket.
Well, he can hide, but he can’t run!
Good camouflage is hard to find
A man in a wheelchair stole my camouflage jacket
He can hide but he can't run
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you can't run
To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can’t run
To the man in camouflage on crutches who stole my wallet earlier:
You can hide, but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket....
You can hide but you can't run!! 😈
To the man that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can't run, but you can hide!
Today I wanted to buy some camouflage pants
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
