A list of puns related to "Uniforms"
..this isn't for me.
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
To minimise casual tees
Overall.
To minimize casual tees...
Cuz he was homogenius.
Garrison Ford.
It was a dishonourable discharge.
Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.
He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.
"Robert your machine is broken!"
"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"
"I need you to make it sew!"
He didn't know, so I told him, "It's to minimize casual tees."
She always wanted a night in, shining armour.
To observe and reflect.
So I recently got some part time work and I'm beginning today and my dad offered to give me a lift over. I had to pick up some black clothes aswell as part of my uniform.
We ere just getting ready to leave and my father was looking at me and said "You should of wore orange!", I hadn't a clue what the hell he was talking about, and before I could even reply he followed up "...because Orange is the New Black right?!" almost immediately!
He doesn't even watch the damn show..
The email was about navy blue pants for our Valedictory service. It said "Your navy pants have arrived...". I forwarded the email to my parents. My dad replied "Are you joining the Navy?"
To minimize casual tees
To minimize casual tees
To minimise casual tees
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