I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...

straightaway I knew he was a keeper

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Sold, to the man in the uniform!
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Why does the military insist on wearing a uniform?

To minimise casual tees

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I like the uniform mechanics wear...

Overall.

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Why is the army so strict about their uniforms?

To minimize casual tees...

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What do you call a police uniform?

A LAWsuit

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Why did Alan Turing have uniform body density?

Cuz he was homogenius.

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What do you call Han Solo in a JROTC uniform?

Garrison Ford.

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A friend of mine was kicked out of the army because his wound leaked onto the sergeants uniform.

It was a dishonourable discharge.

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While on shore leave, Captain Picard intends to fix a hole in his uniform the old fashioned way.

Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.

He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.

"Robert your machine is broken!"

"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"

"I need you to make it sew!"

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With Veteran's Day coming up, I asked my son if he knew why the army was so strict about their uniforms...

He didn't know, so I told him, "It's to minimize casual tees."

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I asked my wife to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub.

She always wanted a night in, shining armour.

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If philosophers wore uniforms what would their badges say?

To observe and reflect.

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Dad's thoughts on my new work uniform..

So I recently got some part time work and I'm beginning today and my dad offered to give me a lift over. I had to pick up some black clothes aswell as part of my uniform.

We ere just getting ready to leave and my father was looking at me and said "You should of wore orange!", I hadn't a clue what the hell he was talking about, and before I could even reply he followed up "...because Orange is the New Black right?!" almost immediately!

He doesn't even watch the damn show..

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📅︎ Jun 27 2014
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I got an email from my school uniform shop

The email was about navy blue pants for our Valedictory service. It said "Your navy pants have arrived...". I forwarded the email to my parents. My dad replied "Are you joining the Navy?"

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Why is the military so strict about their uniforms?

To minimize casual tees

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👤︎ u/AmarSB2001
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Why is the army so strict about their uniforms?

To minimize casual tees

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Why is the Army so strict on uniforms?

To minimise casual tees

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