I got an email from my school uniform shop

The email was about navy blue pants for our Valedictory service. It said "Your navy pants have arrived...". I forwarded the email to my parents. My dad replied "Are you joining the Navy?"

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📅︎ Sep 15 2014
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I came out with this on the street and she nearly pushed me under a bus.

We walked past a well-known tailor, they make fancy men's clothes and school uniforms to measure. She remarked on how she thought it must be an awful job. I saw my moment and it was glorious.

So I turned to her with barely contained glee and I said, "yeah, I'm sure it's tough but I bet it suits some people".

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📅︎ Sep 19 2015
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