Dad: "Me and your mum met at the winter wonderland skating rink. We jumped when we saw each other".
"It was our way of breaking the ice."
"Cowbells rinnnng; are ya list'nin..."
-excerpt from my upcoming song "Walken in a Winter Wonderland"
You visit Christopher Walken's theme park for Christmas
It's Winter in a Walken Wonderland.
My dad got my girlfriend to walk into one
Dad: Man, it really is a winter wonderland out there. (We live in Wisconsin, lots of snow for the last 24 hours)
Girlfriend: Really? You still think that after all the shoveling you guys have been doing?
Dad: Yeah. It makes me wonder why the hell I still live in a place with winters like this.
My girlfriend did not see it coming. I have much to learn.
