Christmas pun - Joaquin in a Winter Wonderland
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👤︎ u/MaggyPi
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Dad: "Me and your mum met at the winter wonderland skating rink. We jumped when we saw each other".

"It was our way of breaking the ice."

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👤︎ u/rethinkr
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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In a winter wonderland.
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📅︎ Dec 11 2012
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Winter Wonderland
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👤︎ u/Wayfatal
📅︎ Jan 09 2011
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"Cowbells rinnnng; are ya list'nin..."

-excerpt from my upcoming song "Walken in a Winter Wonderland"

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📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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My dad got my girlfriend to walk into one

Dad: Man, it really is a winter wonderland out there. (We live in Wisconsin, lots of snow for the last 24 hours)

Girlfriend: Really? You still think that after all the shoveling you guys have been doing?

Dad: Yeah. It makes me wonder why the hell I still live in a place with winters like this.

My girlfriend did not see it coming. I have much to learn.

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📅︎ Feb 02 2015
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