4 Hilarious The Wonderland Puns

I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks

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👤︎ u/ethanfp

📅︎ Apr 26 2018

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Dad: "Me and your mum met at the winter wonderland skating rink. We jumped when we saw each other".

"It was our way of breaking the ice."

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👤︎ u/rethinkr

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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So my dad asked "were there dice in the play Alice in Wonderland?"...

...And my mom says "no, there were cards, why?"

To which my dad responds, "oh that's too bad. If they needed an understudy, the director could say 'And tonight, the role of dice will be played by...'"

My mom just gave me the "why did I marry this guy" look. It was a nice moment.

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👤︎ u/ojbway

📅︎ Nov 02 2014

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My dad got my girlfriend to walk into one

Dad: Man, it really is a winter wonderland out there. (We live in Wisconsin, lots of snow for the last 24 hours)

Girlfriend: Really? You still think that after all the shoveling you guys have been doing?

Dad: Yeah. It makes me wonder why the hell I still live in a place with winters like this.

My girlfriend did not see it coming. I have much to learn.

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👤︎ u/KillYourHeroes66

📅︎ Feb 02 2015

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