I'm a fisherman, and I'm dating a mermaid.

I met her online.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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How do mermaids give birth?

By sea section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pewper
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?

She wore an algae bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbucsnowhammies
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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What kind of bra would you get for a mermaid?

An algebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stripedleopard626
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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How does a mermaid wash her tail?

She uses tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Why does a mermaid wear seashells?

Because she outgrew her b-shells.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Why did little mermaid wear seashell bra?

Because A-shell and B-shell were too small

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burritoman_209
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Why was the Mermaid wearing seashells?

She grew out of her B shells...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MTGKozan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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My daughter was watching The Little Mermaid so I asked her if she knew why Sebastian was kicked out of college?

It's because all his grades where under da c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBum80
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slcikdeaaal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because she couldn't fit into D shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merscaliona
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?

They only know what's below C level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its-Draco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I'm done with dating mermaids.

I'm ready for A riel woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What do you call a mermaid's bounty hunter?

A mer-cenary!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Walang_Maisip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?

If you need me, call me on my shell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel

She should be named Nautical!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoodermemes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?

Sushi roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethal_penguin
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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What did the little mermaid wear to math class

An algae- bra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surealseriph
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?

sighren

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScheidNation21
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?

Aerial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What does a mermaid use to clean her fins?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mansour1492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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For years I told my daughter she was 1/2 Human & 1/2 Mermaid ... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifiying

But it wasn't half as bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyX2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?

Arial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RainbowNeck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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A man asked a mermaid "Why do you wear seashells ?"

The mermaid replied "I grew out of my B-shells"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Just a mermaid talking on her shell phone.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiams
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Why does a mermaid wear sea-shells

Because she outgrew her b-shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Why does mermaid wear seashells ?

She outgrew her B- shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Why do mermaids wear seashells

She outgrew her b-shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaden_strommer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeofchemicals
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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How do mermaids give birth?

Through Sea-section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trouble-oatmeal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?

She grew out of her B shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcerk02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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How does a mermaid whashes it's tail?

It uses Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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How do mermaids wash their clothes?

With tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansNotHot772
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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What did the mermaid use to clean her tail?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchellOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What does the little mermaid wear to math class?

An alga-bra

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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What do you call a flying mermaid?

Aerial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FAHQRudy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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How does a mermaid wash their tail?

They use tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadlyporkchop7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Why do mermaids wear sea-shells?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Anyone know why Ariel, The Little Mermaid wears seashells?

Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big! πŸ¦€πŸ 

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