I'm a fisherman, and I'm dating a mermaid.
Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?
What kind of bra would you get for a mermaid?
Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
Because she outgrew her b-shells.
Why did little mermaid wear seashell bra?
Because A-shell and B-shell were too small
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Why was the Mermaid wearing seashells?
She grew out of her B shells...
My daughter was watching The Little Mermaid so I asked her if she knew why Sebastian was kicked out of college?
It's because all his grades where under da c
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level
I'm done with dating mermaids.
I'm ready for A riel woman.
What do you call a mermaid's bounty hunter?
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
If you need me, call me on my shell.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
How do mermaids give birth?
What did the little mermaid wear to math class
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
How does a mermaid whashes it's tail?
What does a mermaid use to clean her fins?
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifiying
But it wasn't half as bad
For years I told my daughter she was 1/2 Human & 1/2 Mermaid ... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
A man asked a mermaid "Why do you wear seashells ?"
The mermaid replied "I grew out of my B-shells"
Just a mermaid talking on her shell phone.
Why does a mermaid wear sea-shells
Because she outgrew her b-shells
Why does mermaid wear seashells ?
She outgrew her B- shells
Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?
Because she couldn't fit into D shells
Why do mermaids wear seashells
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B shells
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?
She grew out of her B shells
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
How do mermaids wash their clothes?
What did the mermaid use to clean her tail?
What does the little mermaid wear to math class?
What do you call a flying mermaid?
How does a mermaid wash their tail?
Why do mermaids wear sea-shells?
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
Anyone know why Ariel, The Little Mermaid wears seashells?
Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big! 🦀🐠
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
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