What's the opposite of a damsel in distress?

A man in that dress!

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What did the damsel say while trying on a dress?

Should I be in dis-dress.

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Wife: I'm not a damsel in distress. Me:...

Nope, you're a damsel in dem shorts.

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Dropped this one on my wife.

I had just finished drilling a hole in the back side of my desk to pass the keyboard and mouse cables through.

Me: Would you like me to modify your desk too?

Wife: uuuuuhhh...

Me: The correct answer is "yes".

Wife: Oh! Yes I desperately need my desk fixed.

Me: DESK-perately?

Wife: Deskperately...

Me: Ok, I'll do anything for a damsel in deskstress.

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