Comcast Puns

Xfinity

There will be no service.

So that they can have two "Monopoly"s

I was siting in the lobby waiting for a representative, periodically checking my phone and texting people back, when the grandfatherly man sitting next to me leans over and says

"I cant type on those things, I'm all thumbs"

Gave me a chuckle

Dad: "I am."

Me: Honey, have you seen that Comcast refund check? Her: I ate it Me: Stahp, where is it? Her: Seriously, I ate it. -- I guess you can say I have expensive taste EYEROLLS