This is one fish E pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Found this little ✨g e m✨ on r/technicallythetruth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gacha_gurlOwO
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?

Through science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDuJour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What’s E.T short for?

Because he’s only got little legs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...

They said no Minor allowed here . ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My wife said the β€œE” was missing from my sons alphabet set.

I replied, β€œNo way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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E=MC Punstein
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandAtZero
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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2018: Β« Yo, dude, get woke. Β» 2019: Β« C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! Β» 2020: Β«... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. Β»
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortelys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What did E.T.'s father say to him when he got home?

Where on Earth have you been?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.

He can't just comprehend what attachments are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pkdtezpur88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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A T H E I S M
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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EAZY E did a collab with Black eye peas.

It was called Easy Peasy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bms1840
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What starts with an E

Ends with an E and only has one letter in it?

>!Envelope!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freewave07
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed β€œangle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess I’m just too square to try angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopTarnekPop
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargedMedal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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w i d e
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeetboi287
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What did the e. Coli bacterium tell his brother when forced to eat cruciferous vegetables?

Bro-coli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MjarjoSAC11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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An e-con major.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommandoSharp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails

So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hatchitt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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E.T.

My wife and I driving to work one morning:

Me: That tow company is called E.T. Towing Wife: I wonder if the driver's name is Elliott. Me: I wonder if E.T. tows home. Wife: ... Me: You're welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaginggamer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I don't like music in the key of E minor

It gives me a case of the E G B Gs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.

He came back a badder E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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w i s e
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MukisCookys
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What is W.E.B's favorite pastime?

Cracking open a cold one with Dubois.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?

Chain mail!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaoticgood
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,

β€œI’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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E is not in a lot of things though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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S h a m e
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morigane90
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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E minor is a really spooky chord.

It just gives me the E B G B's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JorWat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why are the horse stalls at a racetrack labelled A, B, D, E, and F?

Because no one would bet on a seahorse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Why did the 'A' go to the bathroom and come out an 'E'?

It had a vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What’s E.T short for?

He’s only got little legs. πŸ‘½

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfcoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What is E.T. short for?

Cause he has little legs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yipyopyupyap
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What is E.T. short for?

He has little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TradeMarkEsq
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What's E.T. short for?

Cause he's got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What is E.T. short for?

Because he has little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajid786farz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What starts with an β€œe”, ends with an β€œe” and only has one letter in it?

An envelope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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